Lamar's Reviews

Lamar Reviews - "Nobody 2" (Airdate 8/22/2025)

I am a huge fan of Bob Odenkirk, loved him in Breaking Bad, loved him even more in Better Call Saul. He played a very different character in the first Nobody movie, and it was a ton of fun. He was the last guy I expected to be an action star, but he really pulled it off.

I admit I was a little worried when this was coming out because I was worried this would just be more of the same thing I had just seen a few years ago. You only get to meet the character the first time once. It is very rare for a sequel to be as good as the first. You have already been amazed once, hard for it to happen again.

All that being said, I was pleasantly surprised with what they did with it. It was better than I expected.

The movie opens with Hutch, played by Bob Odenkirk, owing for all of the money he had burned in the first movie. He is doing jobs for a mysterious man played by Colin Salmon calling the shots and giving Hutch assignments to pay off his debt.

He has no work/life balance and is neglecting his family. His wife Becca, played by connie Nielson has had enough and Hutch has no choice but to take the family on the vacation. As you might suspect the trip does not go as planned.

The movie is a quick 1 hour and 29 minutes, Rated R for strong bloody violence, and language throughout.

The one thing the movie has plenty of is villains. John Ortiz plays Wyatt, a tough guy, Colin Hanks plays Corrupt Sheriff Abel, and Sharon Stone plays the only true believable one, a badass bloodthirsty Sociopath. I don’t know who cast Colin Hanks as a bad guy, but they missed by a mile. He don’t have a villain in him. He would have sucked as a villain if he had been the only one in the movie much less having Sharon Stone to be compared to. It could have really hurt the movie, but his performance was so forgettable it didn’t matter.

Bob Odenkirk trained like crazy to get ready to shoot Nobody. Cardio, stunt conditioning, boxing pad work, pushups squats, and tons of other stuff. After Nobody he continued to work out and when Nobody 2 came up he was ready.

The fight scenes were good and plentiful, not quite as satisfying as the first one, but it would be almost impossible to match that much less exceed it. Again, I was not disappointed.

One of my favorite things that was in the first one that is also in this one is Christopher Lloyd as Hutch’s dad. He was awesome in the first one and he is just as good in this one. The man will be 88 years old this year. He has 258 credits as an actor and is wonderful in every role he has played.

The big question, is it worth seeing? Yes, it is. As far as sequels go it works, and I really enjoyed it. I’m not saying this movie was necessary, but it certainly holds up. I don’t think there will be another one, that would be pushing it. I do hope Odenkirk does continue to do more action roles, he’s really good at it.

My Score is 4 Cold Buds

Lamar Reviews - "Weapons" (Airdate 8/15/2025)

Wow! Wow! Wow!.....This is a very smart mixture
of horror, suspense, and dark humor weaved
together very tightly with perfect proportions of
each. The suspense builds steadily at a perfect
pace, drawing you in and to the edge of your seat.
There are some definite jump scares moments,
and they get me every time. I feel like the guy
sitting behind me to the right must have thought
he was sitting behind a 12 year old girl. I’m that
way, I can see it coming and that makes it
worse…. I’m expecting it, and the longer it takes,
the more anxiety I have. The only way to avoid it is
to close my eyes, but then I’m mad that I missed
it. As soon as I jump like I’ve been shot, I realize
what I have done and now I’m embarrassed. I try
to play it cool like I’m stretching or looking around,
which only makes me look worse.
The movie opens with the incident that sets
everything in motion. At 2:17 am 17 elementary
students from the same class disappear by
walking out their front door and running into the

woods without leaving a trace. Only one student in
the class did not go missing. Alex, played by Cary
Christopher, has nothing to say about what
happened. The other person of major interest is
the teacher of the class, Justine, played by the
excellent Julia Garner. The parents want to blame
her for something she knows absolutely nothing
about. The school’s principal Andrew is played by
Marvel’s Benedict Wong. Archer, one of the
missing children’s fathers, is played by Josh
Brolin.
Can’t say anymore without ruining the movie.
The movie is 2 hours and 8 minutes, Rated-R for
strong bloody violence, grisly images, language,
some sexual content and drug use.
I can tell you this without spoiling anything, the
story is told in 6 different chapters. Every time it
arrives at a pivotal spot it goes back and shows
that person’s perspective and how they arrived at
that moment. It may sound confusing, it’s anything
but, and it fills in much needed information. It is an

interesting construct that works great in this
movie.
I’m not going to lie; I went into this movie with
excitement, zero research, and a lot of trepidation.
This movie does not follow any beaten path of
other horror movies; it makes an entire new road.
The word horror does not exactly describe this
movie, toward the end when things get going and
it’s heading to a climax, that word fits. But the
majority of the movie is pure suspense, along with
some pretty surprising twists. What really makes it
work is the dark, and at times, very dark, humor.
The dark humor starts off slowly, almost as if you
aren’t sure you should find it funny, then it picks up
and in the last few minutes you are slammed with
suspense, violence, and concern, but the
craziness will have you laughing out loud.
Trust me if you like what I have described, you
have a decent credit score and don’t mind making
payments on popcorn and a drink, you need to
see this at the theater.

My Score: 5 Delicious Ice Cold Budweisers

Lamar Reviews - "The Naked Gun" (Airdate 8/8/2025)

When I first heard they were making a remake of
Naked Gun I wasn’t sure. I loved the first one, the
second one was still good, and the third one
probably was not necessary. I was worried about
the remake until I found out that Liam Neesom
was going to be in it, he was the perfect pick for
Frank Drebin Jr.
A lot of listeners might not remember police
Squad, the TV show the movie was based on. The
show was created by the Zuker Brothers, and it
lampooned police dramas. The show was hilarious
from the opening scene all the way through. ABC
canceled it after airing four of the six episodes.
The final two episodes were shown during the
summer. The president of ABC, Tony
Thomopoulos canceled the show because “the
viewer had to watch it too close in order to
appreciate it.” TV guide magazine called the
explanation for the cancellation “the most stupid
reason a network ever gave for ending a series.” I
agree. That show was hilarious, and the Naked
Gun series is a direct reflection of it.

What made Leslie Nielsen the perfect Frank
Drebin is exactly what makes Liam Neeson the
perfect Frank Drebin Jr. They both play this role
completely straight, as serious as they can be, no
matter how crazy everything around them was
going. Neeson looks just as serious doing
slapstick in this as he did killing the men that
kidnapped his daughter in the Taken movies.
Yes, there is a storyline, but nobody really cares,
this is about constant corny puns, and banana
peel type physical comedy. It works because of
the relentless amount that is delivered, with
perfect timing, which forces you to pay close
attention. And I mean it about the attention, if you
are not watching you will find yourself realizing
why something is actually hilarious, while missing
the next joke. If you are not careful you will fall
behind.
The movie is a perfect 85 minutes, Rated PG-13
for crude/sexual material, cartoon violence/bloody
images and brief partial nudity.

We can all stop wondering if there is anything
really going on between Liam Neeson and Pamela
Anderson, it is. There is chemistry between actors,
and that is important. Then there is real chemistry
you can cut with a knife that is between “more”
than just actors. That is what is between Liam and
Pamela.
There are a lot of things that make this movie
work. The fact that the original was so long ago
helps this new one stand on its own. This is not a
rehash of old material. To compare this to the
original is not fair to either one.
I am fortunate enough to remember the Police
Squad TV show and the original 3 Naked Gun
movies, and they took police satire to a level of
silliness that was way funnier than it should have
been.
This movie took a big chance because it had a lot
to live up to, and it pulled it off. I hope they are
happy with it and leave it where it is at. A sequel
would be asking too much,
My Score: 5 Budweisers

Fantastic Four: First Steps

I’ve been watching the trailers for a while, and I couldn’t wait to see the movie. It has a distinct
look that felt like reading a comic book. I read Fantastic Four comics when I was a kid and this
took me back. The movie is set in a 1960’s version of New York City. We don’t have to sit through an origin story, it does a quick recap of how they left Earth as astronauts and came back as superheroes. The crime-fighting team consists of Reed “Mr. Fantastic” Richards, played by Pedro Pascal; his wife, Sue “Invisible Woman” Storm, played by Fanessa Kirby; her brother, Johnny “Human Torch” Storm, played by Joseph Quinn; and Reed’s best friend, Ben “The Thing” Grimm, played by Ebon Moss-Bachrach. They have a sidekick robot named H.E.R.B.I.E butler/maid that runs around and is voiced by Matthew Wood They have been protecting Earth for 4 years, and Sue is pregnant.

In the middle of this happy news, Earth is attacked by an enemy they may not be able to defeat. Galactus the World Devourer who consumes planets to sustain himself. He is preceded by the Silver Surfer, played by Julia Garner who warns every one of their imminent destruction. The movie is a few minutes shy of 2 hours, Rated- PG13 for action/violence and some language. The previous versions of The Fantastic Four were not successful at all. They tried, but the casting was wrong, and the stories were weak in all of them. It is the complete opposite in this movie, this cast is perfect, and this might be the start of a very successful franchise. If you are not familiar with The Fantastic Four, then this will tell you all you need to know and get you started. If you suffered through the other terrible Fantastic Four movies, then you will really appreciate this one, and be looking forward to the next one.

My Score: 5 Budweisers

Happy Gilmore 2

The 1996 Happy Gilmore is considered a modern comedy classic that people are still quoting lines from. It is also the movie that turned Adam Sandler into a movie star. 29 years later we get a sequel. Since we last saw Happy life has been great, he won 6 tour championships, tons of endorsement deals, gold jackets, and a family that consists of four rowdy hockey playing sons, who act just like their dad, and one daughter who is a promising ballerina. And his beautiful wife, pro-tour PR director Virginia Venit, played Julie Bowen. Things took a turn, and he lost everything, and for the last 10 years he’s been working at a grocery store and is constantly drinking. His daughter Vienna, played by his actual daughter Sunny Sandler, has a chance to attend a prestigious ballet school in Paris, but it costs $75,000 a year. The only chance to make that kind of money is to do what he’s best at, play golf. That is one part of the story, the other part of the story is about a rich energy drink manufacturer named Frank Manatee, played by Benny Safdie, who has come up with a rival renegade golf league. Can Happy make a comeback and play golf again?

The movie is an hour 54 minutes, Rated PG-13 for strong language, crude/sexual material, partial nudity and some thematic material. Sandler had planned a big part for Carl Weathers, they had talked a lot about it and Carl was excited, then he passed away. They had to rewrite a lot of the movie. There are a lot of nice references to how great Chubbs, the character Carl played was in the movie. This movie is dedicated in memoriam to the following people, Bob Barker, Carl Weathers, Frances Bay that played Grandma, Richard Kiel who played Mr. Larson, and Joe Flaherty, who played Donald, all who appeared in the first Happy Gilmore.

The entire Sandler family makes appearances in this film. His daughter Sunny, her older sister Sadie, and Adam’s wife Jackie. There are clips that appear as flashbacks, which show all of the actors that were in the movie that have passed away. Also, their names are written on tombstones in cemetery where Happy Gilmore and Shooter McGavin, played by Christopher McDonald meet up. The cameos are endless Travis Kelce, Bad Bunny, golfers-Bryson DeChambeau, Rory McIlroy, Scottie Scheffler, Fred Couples, Nick Faldo, John Daley, actor Steve Buscemi, and more, a total of 60.

Happy Gilmore 2 plays the right homage to the 96 original, and all the people who were in it. The plot is just as silly as the first one, but different enough to feel fresh. If you like the first one, you won’t be disappointed with this one.

My Score: 4 Budweisers

Lamar Reviews - "Eddington" (Airdate 7/25/2025)

If you have had a good nights rest, and you are
feeling great, with everything going your way, the
birds are chirping, you are glad to be alive and you
know for sure nothing can bring you down,…..I
promise you the movie Eddington can! The first
warning sign should have been the 5 to 7 minute
standing ovation it got at the Cannes Film Festival.
After all the last Joaquin Phoenix, Joker: Folie a
Deux, got 11 minutes for that one. How did that
work out? Them people love sucky movies.
This is no lightweight cast. Joaquin Phoenix,
Emma Stone, Pedro Pascal, Austin Butler, to
name a few. These are heavy hitters, I know
Phoenix will do anything, Irrational Man,
Napoleon, that interview in 2009 with David
Letterman. Austin Butler is pretty new, probably
didn’t know any better, but Emma Stone, and
Pedro Pascal, come on!!
This is supposed to be, according to director Ari
Aster, a comic contemporary Western. City
Slickers and Blazing Saddles are comic Westerns,

and Eddington ain’t nothing like that. The only
laughs are the extremely uncomfortable ones, and
they are few and far between.
This is not a movie you see to get away from
reality, this is a movie that forces you to relive the
worst parts of the 2020 pandemic. There is no fun
here, only bad memories.
The movie opens with a homeless man aimlessly
walking towards town mumbling to himself. That is
how I left the movie when it was over.
Joaquin Phoenix plays Joe Cross the Sheriff of a
small desert town in New Mexico called
Eddington. He is a very soft-spoken guy that is
married to Louise, played by Emma Stone. Louise
has more problems than she can handle, and her
mother Dawn, played by Deirdre O’Connell, who is
living with her and Joe, is not helping at all.
Sheriff Cross is at odds with Mayor Ted Garcia,
played by Pedro Pascal, over dealing with the
pandemic. They basically hate each other’s guts.
Garcia is up for re-election and Sheriff Cross
decides to throw his hat in the ring.

The movie is 2 and a half long, Rated R for one
scene of graphic nudity.
After more than almost an hour and a half of paint
drying and snail races, I’m hoping to have to go to
the bathroom. I totally understand what happens
in a bathroom, I got no idea of what is going on in
that boring movie! Something finally happens and
everything goes crazy and violent, and then it
ends, fades to black, then comes back to what
must be a few months later, and it makes even
less sense. This is one of those movies that
people see in their own way and decide from
themselves what it means.
Here is what it means for me. Joaquin Phoenix
poured his heart and soul into this role, just like he
does every role he plays. The fact that I was
confused and felt worse when I left the movie
wasn’t his fault, he did a great job of acting out
what the script said. It is writer/director Ari Aster
fault, he wrote it.
My Score: 2 Buds, an actor can’t make KerryGold
butter out of what’s in a litterbox.

Lamar Reviews - "Superman" (Airdate 7/18/2025)

For my generation there is only one Superman,
and that’s Christopher Reeve. And it turns out he
was more of a Superman in his real life than he
was in the movies. After being paralyzed from the
neck down by a horse-riding accident, he became
a prominent advocate for spinal cord injury
research and disability rights. He and his wife
founded the Christopher and Dana Reeve
Foundation.
His first two movies were outstanding, but just like
all franchises, they didn’t quit while they were
ahead, they kept going until they weren’t very
good. Reeve is still the gold standard for
Superman.
That being said, David Corenswet makes an
excellent Superman/Clark Kent. He is charming,
and wrestles with self-doubt as to whether he is
successful in his mission to do good and protect
humanity.
Raychel Brosnahan is the perfect Lois Lane and
looks like a younger Margot Kidder.

The chemistry between them is excellent, If I have
one complaint about the movie is there is not
enough interaction between them on the screen.
For a Superman movie to be really good it has to
have a great Lex Luthor. Just like Reeve is the
standard for Superman, Gene Hackman is the Lex
Luthor above all others. Nicholas Hoult really
leans into the evil genius, brains vs brawn, while it
is evident that he is driven by jealousy over
Superman’s popularity among the people.
Lex’s plan is to use AI, trained monkeys, and
social media to turn the world against Superman.
Director James Gunn has a lot going on in this
movie, possibly a little too much. But it is still a ton
of fun!
The movie is 2 hours and 9 minutes long, Rated
PG-13 for violence, action and language.
This movie is the most comic book like Superman
movie I’ve ever seen. This Superman is so
earnest in protecting life you see him actually
rescue squirrel from a collapsing building, and in
the middle of a fight against someone doing their

best to kill him, Superman points out they could
and should do more with their life.
At Superman’s lowest point he heads to the farm
of the human couple who adopted him, played by
Neva Howell and Pruitt Taylor Vince. It is just one
of quite a few truly heartwarming moments in the
movie.
Another stand out, especially for us dog lovers is
Krypto, the super dog that is a CGI copy of
Director James Gunn’s actual rescue dog Ozu.
Gunn got Ozu just after he had started writing the
script for Superman and he was destroying the
house, shoes, and furniture. Gunn said he even
ate his laptop. One day Gunn thought, what if Ozu
had superpowers? He would be a handful. That is
exactly what Krypto is, a flying, ridiculously strong
dog that will not mind. Don’t worry, this is not
Disney, so the dog does not die!
This was so fun, a win for DC Universe. I’m
looking forward to the next one.
My Score: 5 Buds

Lamar Reviews - "Poop Cruise" (Airdate 7/3/2025)

Every time I click on Netflix to find a movie or series to watch I wind up clicking on Documentaries and gong down a rabbit hole.  I find myself clicking on something that seems like unbelievable fiction that turns out to be dramatic, or horrifying, maybe inspirational, or it could be informative. But the craziest thing is it is true, and I can’t help but look at it. This time was no different.

The Trainwreck series on Netflix is a collection of documentary films that explore the dark side of various events. This includes Woodstock 99, The Astroworld Tragedy, The Balloon Boy, and many others. The Poop Cruise caught my eye because it happened 12 years ago, and I vaguely remember hearing about it.

I’ve been on a couple of cruises many years ago, and my wife Carla has done the same, but we have never done one together. I enjoyed it, I like the idea of it, and we have friends that go on cruises every year. We just seem to find other things that we wind of choosing. This documentary does not encourage me to head down to the dock and run onto the gang plank.

This incident occurred in 2013 on the Carnival Triumph cruise ship. They were halfway across the Gulf of Mexico when the engine room caught fire. The ship’s power was cut off with 4,200 people on board.

This ship was over 892 feet long, that is basically 3 football fields. Everything regarding that ship runs on electricity, without it nothing works. No lights, no air conditioning, no cooking, and no flushing toilets. Out of all of these inconveniences, the toilets turned out to be the worst.

This documentary is about the experiences told from the point of view of passengers and crew. Larry and his daughter Rebekah, Devin, on board with his fiancée and his future in-laws, cruise director Jen, Bartender Hannah, chef Abhi, and a bride along wither her two bachelorettes.

This documentary is a quick 55 minutes long, and as you would expect there is some language using four letter words.

If you are a regular listener to the show, you know bathroom subjects are not my favorite thing to talk about, so I’m not going to delve too deep into the biology, but these people had been cruising for a few days before the fire. That means all you can eat buffets, and fabulous dinners, so the fire didn’t happen on empty stomachs and digestive tracts. 4,200 people were given instructions to do number one in the showers of the ship, and number two in red biohazard bags, tie them up and put them in the provided receptacles. Like what you do when you walk your dog, but it’s you, not the dog. 

These conditions lasted 5 days. You can’t stay in your room because without AC it is stifling. You have to find a place to sleep, the majority of the food is spoiled and what is left becomes every person for themselves. And the smell.

Needless to say, it was a “crappy” time, which was way more fun to watch, than to experience.

My Score: 5 Buds   

Lamar Reviews - How to Train Your Dragon (Airdate 6.27.25)

This may be the least risky movie of the year. How to train your dragon has been made multiple times since 2010, and every one of them has been well received. The big difference here is that this one is live action.

Gerard Butler was the voice of Stoick the Vast in the animated ones and he playing him on screen this one, and he has the physicality to pull it off.

Hiccup is played by Mason Thames, Astrid is played by Nico Parker, and Nick Frost plays Gobber.

This one runs longer than the animated films but the movie didn’t drag, and I was never bored.

Hiccup is of course the son of Stoick, the chief of the tribe. Stoick is a bigger than life Viking that fights fire breathing dragons with his fists. These dragons constantly attack the tribe and carry off their sheep. All dragons must die.  He of course is the toughest man in the tribe and expects his son to follow in his footsteps and be chief someday. Hiccup is small thin young man who is smart, and a genius at designing things.

In the beginning of the movie all Hiccup can talk about is killing dragons. If he is able to kill one his life will be complete. He will immediately get the respect of his dad and the entire tribe, plus his crush Astrid will not only notice him but might be interested in him. Astrid is tougher and smarter than any boy in the tribe.

When the opportunity to kill a dragon finally presents itself Hiccup can’t bring himself to kill it. Not only that, he makes friends with the wounded dragon and nurses it back to health. Hiccup realizes that the dragons are not their enemy and can actually be trusted.

The movie is 2 hours and 5 minutes, Rated PG.

You do not need to have seen any of the original animated versions of the movie to understand and enjoy this. It absolutely stands alone.

The visuals in this movie are fantastic, and the CGI was seamless when matched with the live actors.

The message of the story is great and meaningful without beating you over the head with it. It shows that we should recognize our differences, celebrate them, and use them to work together to accomplish things.

On a separate note, it really dives deep into the parent/child relationship, and all of the pressure that can bring. For the audience this will register whether you are looking at it from the child side or the parent side, and tug at your heart. Expect some big feelings, and damp eyes as the ending comes together, unless you are the youngest ones in the room. And that age group is busy enjoying all the action that is taking place on the screen.

If this is your first Dragon Training experience you will not be disappointed. If you’ve seen the earlier films, this will all be familiar, but you will still be glad to watch it all take place again.

My Score: 5 Buds or 5 Juice Boxes, which ever applies to your I.D.

Lamar Reviews - "Ballerina" (Airdate 6/13/2025)

In the John Wick Timeline, this movie takes place between John Wick: Chapter 3 Parabellum and John Wick: Chapter 4

The movie was scheduled to come out a year earlier but after John Wick producer/director Chad Stahelski watched what original director Len Wiseman had done he took over the project and made a new version that took a lot of time to re-shoot. Stahelski added a lot more action scenes.

The movie does take a while to set up the story with Eve as a child, played by Victoria Comte. She watches Chancellor, played by Gabriel Byrne, order her father to be killed. Which means this is another revenge movie. Avenging the father’s death is not near as cool as killing 439 people over the death of a Beagle puppy, but it will do. Yes, the number is correct, I checked.

When we see adult Eve, played by Ana de Armas, she has spent the last 12 years being brutally trained as an assassin by the Director, played again by Angelica Huston. At this point the movie starts to hum, and the blood starts to flow.

Of course, she wants to find the Chancellor and kill him for the murder of her father, and of course she is forbidden by the Director to do it. And of course, she goes rogue and does it anyway.

Yes, there is a plot, but I think we all can agree that in this, like all John Wick movies, it is not all that important. There needs to be someone at the end of the line that needs to be killed, and there needs to be many dozens of bad guys between our hero that have to be killed to get there.,

I’ve said this about all of the john Wick movies, they really should not be as good, and as entertaining as they are. It is pure repetitive nonstop action with a lot of inventive ways to kill someone. After you have seen the first one the other three shouldn’t matter. But for some reason they do, maybe it is Keanu Reeves, or a combination of him and the other characters. Past the dog, the rest of the plot doesn’t matter.

The question is, can Ana de Armas deliver the same when the sequel comes out?

The movie is 2 hours and 4 minutes, Rated R for strong bloody violence, and language.

Ana de Armas has prove she has what it takes to be an action star

Yes, you get a little bit of John Wick in the movie as a handoff, but I believe that she can be a stand-alone star that can carry at least one more movie of the franchise on her own.

My wife Carla is a little more realistic than I am, so she doesn’t enjoy a pure action movie as much as I do. Yes, what you are watching on the screen is unbelievable and could never happen, but that’s the point. This kind of movie is an escape from actual reality. Another thing she can never understand is how I laugh out loud at the cartoonish violence like when she kills multiple people in every way possible with a pair of ice skates.

This is not exactly John Wick, but it is a great place holder until Reeves makes another one.

My Score: 5 Cold Buds

Lamar Reviews - "The Tylenol Murders" (Airdate 6/6/2025)

This is a three part docuseries about the 7 random people in the Chicago area who died when they took Extra Strength Tylenol capsules that contained cyanide. As soon as they figured out the cause of death word went out to stop taking the medication. Johnson & Johnson, who manufactured Tylenol, pulled it from shelves all over the country. Later there were some copycat poisonings that killed some others as well.

There are interviews with police and federal agents, medical examiners, and families of the victims that give a good picture of what it was like back then.

Mary Kellerman 12, died on September 28, then Adam Janus 27, the same day, then Stanley Janus 25, Theresa Janus 19, Mary McFarland 31, Paula Prince 35, and Mary Reiner 27, the next day.

When they learned the cause of death Tylenol quickly warned everyone in the US to not take the product. This was a nightmare for Johnson & Johnson, it was their best-selling and most profitable product.

You have to keep in mind that in the 80’s there was no such thing as tamper-proof packaging. Nothing was sealed. You could twist open anything and replace it with something else and no one would know. You used to just get on a plane.

To commit this crime all you had to do was to have cyanide, empty some Tylenol capsules, put the cyanide in and drop a few in some bottles. Then go to the store and put the bottles on the shelf. It’s done. This was not rocket science.

There were some suspects, but they could not make anything stick.

Then we take a harder look at Johnson & Johnson. In 1982 they were cleared immediately, and James Burke, the CEO, was called a hero for the way they handled the situation. But should they have allowed the recalled bottles to be looked at before they destroyed all 31 million bottles?

Is it possible they may have covered up things that pointed to them? We don’t know, and the documentary stopped short in pointing a finger in that direction.

The documentary is 3 episodes, about 2 hours total, Not Rated.

If you are not familiar with this case this documentary is very informative in the details and facts of the case. It changed product packaging forever. Everybody at the time thought it was the end for Johnson & Johnson, but they came back stronger than ever.

But if you watch this hoping to find out who the actual person responsible for the deaths was, you are going to be sorely disappointed.

I watched it and walked away thinking that was two hours I’ll never get back.

May Score: 3 Buds

Lamar Reviews - Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (Airdate 5/30/2025)

If you’ve been following my movie reviews for the last almost 30 years, you are aware that I have a complicated relationship with Tom Cruise. The first complication is that Tom Cruise has no idea of our relationship, and the second one is his

Hi-ra-grif-ically inconceivable connection with scientology. But in spite of that, when the cameras are rolling, this fool is movie magic! He gives it his full 100%.

I have loved every one of the Mission Impossible movies and could not wait for this one. Just for the record this franchise has made over $4 billion at the box office.

This is the 8^th film of the franchise and the second half of the 7^th film Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning, and if you believe what they are saying, the last of the Mission Impossible movies. Which makes me really sad.

The film treats us to several flashbacks early in the movie to not only catch you up, but to remind you of bits of the earlier movies, as well as the people that Cruise’s character Ethan Hunt has loved and lost. One of the long running threads that connects all of these movies is the lengths that Ethan is willing to go and the risks he will take to protect his team and the people he loves. That not only includes risking the country, but in this instance the entire human race.

Picking up where the last movie left off, Ethan and the team are tracking down villain Gabriel, played gleefully by Esai Morales, but who is working for the real villain The Entity, an artificial intelligence that has infiltrated the internet and is going to destroy the world and humanity as we know it.

Ethan is tasked with the most impossible mission ever by the President, played by Angela Bassett. None of her staff agree with her decision including the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who is played by Nick Offerman from the office. It actually took me quite a few seconds to recognize him without the beard. But when the world hangs in the balance, and only one man can save it, who better than Ethan Hunt?

It is the longest Mission Impossible yet at, 2 hours and 49 minutes, Rated PG-13 for strong violence and action, bloody images and some language. Could it have been a little shorter? Yes. Do I wish it had been any shorter? No.

To keep the PG-13 one of the fight scenes that would have been the bloodiest happens completely off-screen. We hear the fight, which sounds horrific, but all we actually see is one of the characters’ shocked reactions to what happened, the rest is left to your imagination.

As you would expect there are a couple of stunt scenes that of course Cruise does himself that one will leave you gasping for air, and the other white knuckling the arm rest.

My high expectations were met and exceeded. This one makes me want to go back and watch all of them again. They keep saying Top Gun 3 is coming, and I can’t wait. Tom, still saving you a seat on the J-Team bus.

My Score: A Full 6 pack of Ice Cold Budweisers

Lamar Reviews - "Fred & Rose" (Airdate 5/23/2025)

This is not the first documentary about Fred and Rose West, there are at least 7, and maybe more, plus podcasts. I have only seen this one on Netflix but it’s hard to imagine anyone doing a better documentary than Netflix. Plus, this documentary has “previously unseen police video and unheard audio recordings.” I will say, hearing Fred’s voice as he is talking to the investigators about the murders. And the fact that he sounds like he is talking about picking up milk and bread at the local grocer. He speaks of horrific things in the same tone as discussing the weather.

If you are not familiar with the story, Fred West was a serial killer who killed and buried his victims without hesitation, feeling, and certainly not regret.

Netflix did a good job representing the victims and their families. The one thing it did not delve into was how terrible a childhood their children had. They had 10 children although at least 4 of them were fathered by Rose’s clients. Oh yeah, Fred’s wife Rose was a prostitute. Fred’s idea.

Let’s get this upfront, Fred is not a good guy, a good husband, a good father, he was evil in a human body.

All of their children were abused in every way possible, but the Netflix documentary did not delve into that as much as others have.

There are 3 episodes, close to an hour each, Rated TVMA, make no mistake this is not a family show. It shows just how horrific people can possibly be, and the details are disturbing.

The documentary gets right to it. Within a few minutes you see footage of this weird looking man handcuffed to a police officer showing them where his murdered daughter is buried.

Time was taken with the victims’ families so that they had a chance to talk about their loved ones that became Fred’s victims. They seem to have been able to get some closure.

Fred seemed to enjoy the cat and mouse game he played with the police, acting like there was only one body, then admitting to another, and another.

This documentary will stay with you for a while. Jant Leach was assigned to Fred as the Appropriate Adult, a person who looks out for the rights of vulnerable people, underage or with possible mental disabilities in the UK. She is interviewed and shares some conversations Fred had with her about what police were discovering in his back yard and house. It was very disturbing.

At one point he is called out by one of the officials saying “Fred, you’ve got that awful smirk on your face again,” as he is seemingly avoiding telling the truth. Then he starts giggling as he gives up more information about more victims. It is the sound of someone without a soul. That soul has already found its home in hell long ago and is just waiting for the arrival of Fred.

Even Hollywood can’t come up with stuff to match the reality that in a world of 8.2 billion people, Fred and Rose can’t be the only ones like this.

My Score: 5 Cold and Disturbing Buds

"Your Friends & Neighbors"

Jon Hamm will always be Don Draper. If you are not familiar with that you need to immediately take a week off and watch Mad Men. It is an amazing show and so is John Hamm in it. But that does not mean he has not been able to play other roles and be just as good.

In Your Friends & Neighbors Hamm plays Cooper, he has a wife, Mel, played by Amanda Peet, 2 kids, Tori and Hunter played by Isabel Gravitt and Donovan Colan, and life is good. He lives in a ridiculously wealthy neighborhood, with gigantic mansions, and all the trappings that come with it.

But now things are not quite going his way, he caught his wife in bed with his best friend Nick, a former NBA star played by Mark Tallman, and now they are divorced. And to cap it off he has lost his job.

Now to add to the confusion Coop is sleeping with Sam, a friend of his ex-wife, played by Oliva Munn.

Even though Coop does not have a job he is still supporting his ex and his children in the style which they have been accustom. He refuses to admit to his family that he no longer has a job, creates a huge dilemma for Coop.

A great part of this show is having Hamm narrate what is happening and what Coop is thinking. We hear his inner turmoil and realization that living this opulent country club lifestyle with thousand- dollar bottles of scotch, $50,000 Birkin handbags and endless parties where people are trying to impress people, they actual hate, is ridiculous and has no real point.

At one of these parties, with all the guests outside, Coop goes to the bathroom and starts poking around, opening drawers. He comes across one full of luxury watches the owner never wears. He decides to take one and sell it. He realizes that every house in his neighborhood is full of expensive items they never use, and best of all probably would never miss. This is the answer to his money problems. Or so he thinks.

The show is on Apple TV, there are 9 episodes each about an hour, Rated TV-MA for tons of language, lots of sex and nudity, definitely an adult show.

Of course, we as the viewer ask the simple question, why does he not tell his family that at the present time he does not have a job and they are going to have to adjust their lifestyle until he can get his life back on track. There are multiple reasons, pride, embarrassment, sense of duty as a father and husband, but the real reason is storyline. Most of the conflict in drama and comedy comes from having characters who refuse to have a ten-minute conversation that would clear things up. Like TV cops announcing who they are to the bad guys from 2 blocks away to create a chase scene. Without conflict and bad decisions, we have no entertainment.

If you are a fan of Jon Hamm and you have Apple TV, you will not be disappointed.

My Score: 5 Cold Buds

Lamar Reviews - "Thunderbolts" (Airdate 5/9/2025)

There used to be an excitement when a Marvel movie came out. People talked about it for months before it came to the screens. For over a decade it seemed like they could do no wrong! Iron Man in 2008 got everybody’s attention. The Avengers in 2012 kept it going, Guardians of the Galaxy took it to a new level, and Black Panther blew everyone away. Marvel reached a crescendo with Avengers: Endgame, by killing off some major characters. Then came the decline, all the way down to Captain America: Brave new world, Eternals, (still not exactly sure what that was all about), and Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (although Evangeline Lilly can do no wrong).

Marvel needed to change it up and do something different, and they did. Thunderbolts is that change. It still follows the classic formula that all successful Marvel movies have, but it noticeably different from the post-Endgame movies.

Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova, Red Room assassin, and Black Widow’s sister, carry’s the movie. She brings human dimension to Yelena as a depressed going through the motions of being an assassin and wondering why. Don’t get me wrong, the movie is not dark and depressing, especially with David Harbour as the hilarious over the top Red Guardian. This entire group is trying to kill each other before they are forced to join forces and become a team. The fake Captain America played by Wyatt Russell, Kurt’s son, Ghost played by Janna John-Kamen, Bob, played by Lewis Pullman, who looks exactly like his father Bill. They are led by Bucky, The Winter Soldier, played by Sebastian Stan. Of course there can be no Marvel movie without a villain, Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, is played completely over the top by Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She may not be the best Marvel Villain, but she is the most annoying.

The movie is 2 hours and 6 minutes, Rated PG-13 for strong violence, language, thematic elements, and some suggestive references.

The chemistry and group dynamics of the team are solid and that is important to the movie. The back and forth between the team is entertaining.

I love Marvel movies but after Avengers: Endgame everything has been about the multiverse which is very confusing. Especially if you are not a dedicated Marvel viewer who sees every movie, every TV series, and comic. If you get out of the loop it is hard to get back in and understand all that is going on. If you have never seen a Marvel movie you almost have to go back and start at the beginning to know what’s happening.

Thunderbolts might be a good entry point for someone who has skipped a few or never seen a Marvel movie.

Every time you see The Thunderbolts* there is an asterisk. That is because The Thunderbolts are actually the New Avengers and that is what they will be called in the future.  I think there is a good possibility that that they are the future of the Marvel Universe. At least at this point they have stopped the downward slide.

I really enjoyed this movie.

My Score: 5 Ice Cold Frosty Budweisers

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Lamar Reviews - "Sinners" (Airdate 4/25/2025)

Wow, this movie is a lot! It has many moving parts. It is a period piece, a gangster movie, it’s a horror movie, and it’s about the power of music. Now the question, is it too much? Yes, it probably is, but Writer/Director Ryan Coogler manages to make it work. At least it did for me.

Michael B. Jordan plays two characters, twin brothers, Smoke and Stack. It is 1932 in Mississippi, and they have fought in World War I, then lived in Chicago for 7 years, working with the Italian and Irish mobs. Now, they are back with a bag of cash and a truck load of stolen liquor, ready to open a juke joint and make some big money.

They use the bag of money to buy a rundown sawmill. They go around town hiring musicians, like their guitar playing cousin Sammie, played by Gospel and R&B singing great, Miles Caton, and piano banging Delta Slim, played by Delroy Lindo. The brothers both have women they left behind. Mary, played by Hailee Steinfeld, that stack left, without saying goodbye, and Annie, played by Wunmi Mosaku, who smoke shared a child with.

Opening-night is going gangbusters and the blues music that is the soundtrack for the movie is fantastic. All is going well, until the vampires show up. Yes, that is the horror part of the movie, and it is a bloody spectacle. Think Tarantino’s From Dusk till Dawn.

The movie is 2 hours 17 minutes, Rated R for strong bloody violence, sexual content and tons of language, especially about sexual content.

Like I said earlier, it is true there might be too much going on in this movie, but I can’t think of anything I would take out that would not change it for the better.

For the period piece of it, Coogler does an excellent job of showing what it was like for African Americans at that time, in that place. To just say it was a hard, hard life would be disrespectful.

That is where the mournful blues that we have come to love so much came from. I’m sure, as we enjoy the music, we do not normally think about the pain that it originated from.

The cinematography of the huge sky and the endless rows of cotton are breathtaking. The action is nonstop once it starts and is very gruesome. But the music is always there pushing everything in the movie forward. I have to say I have never tapped my foot to the rhythm for the entire time in a horror movie.

When you go, and the movie is over, and you have caught your breath, sit still. Do not get up. There is a post credit scene. After that scene, sit still, do not get up, even if the person sweeping up popcorn is coming. There is still one more scene. Then, get up and walk out, thinking about what a great movie it was.

My Score: 5 frosty cold delicious Budweisers.

Lamar's Review - "Gone Girls: The Long Island Serial Killer" (Airdate 4/18/2025)

This is a documentary about ten sets of skeletal remains that were found along a beach in Long Island between 2010 and 2011, the search for their killer.

What started the investigation was the disappearance of Shannan Gilbert, 24 on May 1, 2010. The Suffolk County police did not put a lot of effort into the case because she was a prostitute. What forced the search and kept it going was her Mother Mari Gilbert. She would not let it go; she constantly called them, she was in the newspaper and on TV, demanding they do something.

In December of 2010 that found a set of skeletal remains. Soon after, three more were found. Through DNA they were able to identify them, all were sex workers who disappeared between 2007 and 2010.

The documentary spends a lot of time interviewing family members and friends of some of the murder victims. Also, journalists, law enforcement officials, and people who knew Rex Heuermann, who had been arrested for the murders.

The Documentary is on Netflix and consists of 3 episodes, each about 50 minutes long. Rated TV-MA

Part one, deals with the discovery of the bodies of the four murdered women and the indications of a possible serial Killer. There was also the possibility of finding more victims.

Part two details the corruption in the Suffolk County Police Department that hindered the investigation and led to the arrest of high-ranking law enforcement officials.

Part three shows some amazing police work along with discoveries that broke the case wide open and led to the arrest of Rex Heuermann.

I’m not sure how this documentary could have been any better. There were so many close calls that could have changed the outcome for these women.

What really sticks out in this documentary is how different the entire situation would have been if the victims had been women of any other profession than sex-workers. When someone that is living that lifestyle goes missing very often there is no immediate urgency. By the time family members get someone to investigate, the crime is cold. These victims were loved by friends, parents, and in some cases, their own children. No one grows up dreaming of a sex-workers life, circumstances and yes, sometimes bad decisions put them there, but they deserve to live and received justice if they are murdered.

The other thing that really hits home is how one act of corruption can affect the lives of so many people, and in this case let a killer get away for so many years.

This is a great documentary that you will want to watch in one sitting.

My Score: 5 Ice Cold Frosty Budweisers

Lamar Reviews - "A Working Man" (Airdate 4/4/2025)

The critic score on this movie is not high, but the audience score is. Is this Jason Statham’s greatest movie? No, it is not. Could the plot be better, less complicated, and all make perfect sense? Yes, it could. Are some of the characters played so far over the top that they are almost cartoonish? Aren’t they always? I think we established that this is a Jason Statham movie, so none of this should be a surprise. You can say this about every movie he’s ever done.

He has built a fantastic career by doing basically the same thing over and over.

His 31 films have made $8.2 Billion. And his net worth is well over $100 million.

If you are looking for him to change his brand you need to make yourself comfortable, you’re going to be waiting a while.

In his last movie, The Beekeeper, that made over $162 million, he played a man that had a history of being a badass, who has walked away from all that to seek a quiet life. A person who has been kind to him gets fleeced by phone scam people, and loses her life. He seeks revenge by killing people who use the phone to ruin elderly people’s lives. Who doesn’t love to see that?

In A Working Man, he’s Levon Cade, a former military badass who just wants to be a quiet construction foreman for a family-owned company. Are we seeing a pattern here?  The company is run by Joe Garcia, played by Michael Pena.  All is going well until Joe’s daughter Jenny, played by Arianna Rivas, is kidnapped by human traffickers, which I’m sure we can all agree that we hate, which are employed by a Russian mobster, which we hate even more. Levon has promised to have Jenny’s back and will not let her down.

The plot, which is too complicated, involves Levon being a widower with a daughter he is trying to get custody of from a bitter father-in-law. Add a blind gunnery Sargent played by David Harbour and you have more plot than you will ever keep straight.

The movie is just shy of 2 hours, Rated-R for strong violence, language and drug content.

I dare say that not one person walked into that theater expecting something they did not get. I went on a Sunday afternoon and it was crowded. I looked around the theater and saw every possible representation of age, race, and sex. I sat on a row of 2 grandmothers, late 60’s early 70’s that ate popcorn and watched Jason Statham brutality kill the bad guys, and giggle while he did it.

Whether he is killing giant sharks in The Meg and The Meg 2 or driving cars that fly upside down and keep going in the Fast & Furious, and Transporter movies, he has proved that nothing can stop or even slow down Jason Statham at the box office.

He’s got 4 more movies lined up including another Fast & Furious and Beekeeper 2. I already have my tickets.

My Score, as a critic: 3 Buds 

My Score, as an audience member: 5 Cold Buds

Lamar Reviews - "The Alto Knights" (Airdate 3/28/2025)

In this movie Robert De Niro plays the two main characters, mobsters Frank Costello and Vito Genovese. I know it was supposed to be magical, but to me it was tedious.

I don’t think having Robert De Niro playing both major parts was the way to go. Having one actor play two parts really doesn’t make any sense to me, unless they are evil twins or brothers or some other reason. These guys are not kin, and they are completely opposite in all ways. In this movie it seems more like a stunt to me.

Costello grew up with Genovese and they formed a crime business selling black market alcohol during prohibition. Genovese got it some trouble and went to Europe to hide out. It was supposed to be for a short time, but World War II broke out and Genovese was stuck overseas for a long time. By the time he finally got back Costello had built it into a huge business, so he doesn’t feel like he owes Genovese anything. To keep the peace, he gives him some territory.

That does not set well with Genovese who is hot tempered, paranoid and a really bad guy. Costello, make no mistake, is a gangster and a bad guy, but he is also a businessman and tries act like one.

De Niro shows absolutely no energy in either role. As Costello he seems to spend most of the time sitting in his chair smoking. Every once in a while, his wife, played by Debra Messing, comes in and asks if everything is ok, and Costello tells her everything is fine.

The title Alto Knights comes from a local club that really never figures into the story except when it shows the history of Costello and Genovese growing up.

The movie starts with Costello being shot and then we jump to flashbacks that confuse, more than they move the plot forward.

The movie rehashes a lot of the famous mob stories like the Mafia summit meeting in upstate New York that ended when local police became suspicious of all the fancy cars with out-of-state tags all in one place. Nothing new, it was like watching a slow documentary about something you already know all about.

The movie is 2 long hours, Rated-R for violence and language.

There is nothing here that we have not seen many times in many mob movies. And the one thing it lacks is the excitement and tension of a good mobster movie. There was some action but not as much as you would expect.

I did manage to stay awake, but just barely. This movie did not add anything to De Niro’s career or legacy.

For an actor to have accomplished all he has in the movie industry, this was definitely a step down.

My Score: 2 Buds

Novocain

Jack Quaid is turning out to be a really good actor who gets better as he goes the fifth Scream, The Boys on Prime, Companion earlier this year, a lot of voice work in animated features, and now this movie.

The title of the movie is Novocain, and if you’ve seen the trailer, you know this is action from start to finish.

The main character in the movie is Assistant Bank Manager Nathan Caine, played by Jack Quaid and he is as mild-mannered as any human can be. The main reason for this is he is afflicted with congenital analgesia, a very rare condition that does not allow him to feel pain or temperature. The movie makes it easy to understand by showing things he has to do to survive like being on a liquid diet because he can’t chew food because he might bite off his tongue, sorta like when you go to the dentist and bite your cheek or tongue by mistake. He also has to set the timer on his watch to remind him to pee or he will burst his bladder. Nathan has one friend, a fellow gamer Roscoe, played by Jacob Batalon, and he has never seen him in person. He has a serious crush on a co-worker named Sherry, played by Amber Midthunder, but he has no earthly idea of how to talk to her. When he finally works up the courage it is Sherry who makes it a successful date.

When something unexpected happens and puts Sherry in jeopardy, Nathan makes it his mission to save her. He is a very unlikely hero with zero fighting skills, but since he can’t feel any pain, he sure can take a lick and keep on going.

The movie is 1 hour 50 minutes Rated R for strong bloody violence, grisly images, and language throughout.

No action movie deals with physical punishment in a realistic way. Both heroes and villains get kicked in the face multiple times and keep getting back up. As unrealistic as the action scenes may be in this movie, at least his condition explains how he can reach into a deep frier and pull a gun out of it.

Jack Quaid’s winning smile and unassuming cheerfulness makes it very easy to believe in his quest to save the woman he loves and possibly have the life he’s always wanted.

And speaking of that woman, Amber Midthunder does a wonderful job making you understand why Nathan is so smitten by her.

This is another one of those movies that is not going to change your life, unless you are looking to get in a better mood. The plot is certainly not deep and complicated, but there are a few twists, turns, and surprises to keep you paying attention.

It is bloody, violent, at times cringy, funny all the way through, and at times, sweet. Did I mention bloody, it truly is bloody.

My Score:5 Buds

Lamar Reviews - Mickey 17 (Airdate 3/14/2025)

First week out Mickey 17 is number 1 at the box office. The critics love it, and so does the audience. For me, there are some things that are fantastic, and some things not so much.

The movie is based on a book Mickey 7 written by Edward Ashton, Director Bong Joon Ho. I’ll get to the 10 Mickey difference later.

Robert Pattinson plays Mickey 17 and because he made a horrible business decision with a partner that included borrowing from a loan shark that cuts up late payers with a chainsaw. He has the opportunity to flee the planet with a crazy politician that is putting a colony on a distant planet. The ship is full, and the only job left to leave the planet is Expendable, he does not read the job description and paperwork and takes it. The bad news is he’s literally expendable, meaning they can test diseases, poisons, suicide jobs, and many other things that will cause him to die. The good news is they have the technology, which has been banned on Earth, to clone him, over and over. He basically gets reprinted and comes out of a machine that looks like an MRI.

He is called Mickey 17 because he has died 16 times in the most interesting and weird ways, and this is the 17^th version of him. If you have seen the trailer, you know there is another Mickey. I won’t spoil for you how that comes to be. But it is a problem.

The movie is 2 hours 17 minutes, Rated-R for violent content, language throughout, sexual content and drug use.

The best thing in this movie is the acting of Robert Pattinson. I can’t say enough about what a great actor he has turned out to be. He killed it as Batman in 2022 and he’s doing Batman 2 in 2027. If you went as far to say he is number 1 Batman over Christian Bale, I would not fight you.

In this dual role of Mickey 17 and Mickey 18, he is a genius. Because of a glitch their personalities are completely different. Mickey 17 is a people-pleaser of the highest order, kind and caring. Mickey 18, not so much. He is selfish, opportunistic, and mostly an a-hole. The way he switches back and forth is amazing. Director Bong Joon-ho insisted on filming certain key scenes without Pattinson knowing which version of Mickey he was playing until a few moments before shooting. He did this because it would capture the confusion and existential dread of a clone struggling with his own identity. I love Pattinson as both characters, absolute great acting.

Mark Ruffalo was over the top, as the politician that is in charge of the mission. He is a religious zealot that craves power and adoration. He and his wife, played by Toni Collette, are so over the top it becomes buffoonish. The movie is at least 25 to 30 minutes too long, and it started to really drag. I couldn’t wait for it to be over.

6 of us went to see it, 3 loved it, 3 didn’t.

I give Robert Pattison’s performance 5 Buds

I give the movie itself 2 Buds maybe it’ just me.

Lamar Reviews - Last Breath (Airdate 3/7/2025)

I do think this is a movie that is best appreciated on the big screen of a theater. It will draw you in and put you on the edge of your seat, literally I spent the last half of the movie sitting on the edge, elbows on my knees, my chin resting in my hands. 

This is a totally true story, and the movie is directed by the same man that made an actual documentary about this story in 2019.

When Chris Lemons, one of the saturation divers, played by Finn Cole, is trying to calm his worried wife, he says “It’s just like being an astronaut in space,” she replies, “Is that supposed to make me feel better?” Really it shouldn’t, because being in space is the only thing that possibly come close to being as dangerous as being over 300 feet underwater.

They are not called “saturation” divers because of being wet in the water, they are called that because the deeper you dive and the longer you stay underwater, the more nitrogen gets dissolved in your blood, so your blood is saturated.

These divers are in the North Sea where there is absolutely no light, and the normal temperature is 39 degrees, and the pressure is 10 times more than the surface.  Their job is to maintain and repair the pipeline. Their lives depend on the 300-foot umbilical hoses that provide heat, air, and communication. This is not a job for the faint of heart.

Woody Harrelson plays Duncan Allock, a former diving partner of Lemons, who recruited Chris for this job. This is Duncan’s last dive mission because the company is retiring him. Dave, played by Simu Liu, is a legendary diver who shows zero emotions, and focuses only on the job. His nickname is Spock.

When things go wrong during a huge storm, Lemons is tragically lost, with minimum oxygen, and left behind until they can get back to him.

The movie is a perfect 93 minutes, Rated PG-13 for brief strong language.

Woody Harrelson is perfect as the sarcastic, wisecracking, mentor who loves the guys he works with, and feels responsible for them.

When things go wrong, it is a race against time that the ship and its crew may or may not lose. The big question is, are we watching a rescue mission or a body recovery.

This is a really good movie, that at times is very uncomfortable to watch.

As I said earlier, this is a true story, not based on a true story. They spliced in actual footage from the real boat and real divers in the movie. After the movie, before the credits they have actual footage of all three of the real people in the movie.

I loved this movie.

My Score: 5 ice-cold Budweisers!

Lamar Reviews - American Murder: Gabby Petito (Airdate 2/28/2025)

No matter how much you know about Gabby Petito’s murder, no matter how many news stories you watched, and especially if you think you have no more interest in this story, you still need to watch this documentary on Netflix.

One of the things that makes this documentary so interesting, and so chilling, is all the video that Gabby shot. She was Vlogging their trip cross-country to post on You Tube. She made this trip with her boyfriend Brian, who will from this moment on be referred to as SPOS, which stands for Sorry Piece Of Crap. No, I did not get the spelling wrong.

All of the video gives you a sense of Gabby’s bubbly personality, love for life, and sadly how her love for SPOS blinded her from all the red flags of possible danger.

All of the interviews with family and friends show how SPOS was gradually separating her from everybody else in her life.

The camera footage of the police when they stop them on the side of the road because of a 911 call from someone that saw a man hitting a woman going down the road in a van. It is nerve-racking for us as the viewer with all the information about what is eventually going to happen, watching the decisions the police made. But we have to remember that the police have zero information and can only go by what they see and hear from both Gabby and SPOS. Given what they knew they did the best that they could.

The second most infuriating person in this documentary is SPOS’ Mother, who from this point on will be referred to as EBICUP. That stands for Evil Witch In Cover Up. Again, the spelling is correct. Because that is exactly what she was. Knowing exactly what happened and doing everything in her power to help SPOS get away with it. There were some red flags about her early on in Gabby and SPOS’ relationship. Why she and her husband are not in jail right now is a mystery for the ages. Sadly, I assume their only punishment will be the fact that if they had cooperated with authorities, their son would be jail, but still alive.

Yes, I realize that I have discussed a lot of what is on the documentary, but all of this went down in 2021 and if you are not already familiar with the details, your name is Jebediah and you were busy with a barn raising, or sittin’ on the porch eating shoofly pie and sippin’ on some meadow tea.

The documentary is 3 episodes total time a little over 2 hours, Rated TV MA for some language.

This is a tragic story that happens way too much, and the Petito family started a foundation that supports location missing persons and to provide assistance to victims of domestic violence. They hoped something good could come out of their tragedy.

My Score: 5 Ice Cold Budweisers