Coolest Geek Alive

Dito Montiel, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your darkly funny action drama were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

I just attended my first "Toy Fair" guided by the incredible Digger Mesch, what we learned was SHOCKING! The Coolest Geek Alive LOVES TOYS! Join Jesse Blaze Snider as he recounts his two days in toy paradise!

Jon Gunn, what you've just create is one of the most insanely awesomely heartwarming things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your fun, reality based, slice of life dramedy were you even close to anything that could be considered meaningless. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally. (Plus, join JBS as he dives deeper into the importance of GRATITUDE and the TRUE SECRET it can UNLOCK!)

Where did DEI go wrong? How is something that shouldn't be a problem, become one? Well, the Coolest Geek Alive thinks he knows the answers, because he lived it as a profession in the entertainment industry over the past three decades! Join us as Jesse Blaze Snider brings you through the ups & downs of producing entertainment & explains why DEI was basically always destined to fail, just like all of their other "good" ideas.

Join Jesse Blaze Snider the Coolest Geek Alive as he dives into his great love for the character, a love that he believes is shared by many fans, not just of the comic books but of the films as well. So dive right into a crash course in what has made Steve Rogers & Captain America a hero that has stood many tests of time and ask if the new iteration is set to do the same.

Judd Apatow, what you've just helped to bring us is one of the most insanely awesome comedies the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your hysterical, fast-paced, adventure film were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally. 

Can Fantastic Four & Superman reignite the MARVEL & DC Cinematic Universes...? Or have the FANS just been fooled too many times before to care now? The Coolest Geek Alive lights up his third eye to predict the likely outcome that is about to play out before our eyes. Join host Jesse Blaze Snider as he speaks about how this show got its name and the rest of the stuff we just said too.

Marvel, DC, Star Wars, Star Trek, LotR, D&D, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, it's EVERYWHERE! What's that? "Diversity" "Equity" and "Inclusion" has widely come to be seen as a ham-fisted overcorrection at BEST and at WORST an attempt by our fincial overlords to "force behaviors" in our socoety and inspire a violent revoltion that they could capitalize upon and use as further excuse to cement their power. What is the truth about the effects of D.E.I. on our entertainment & otherwise? The Coolest Geek Alive thinks he knows, join Jesse Blaze Snider as he explains all of the dark nuance & unforeseen problems with this adjustment to hiring practices.

So, the NEW DCU seems like it shaping up pretty good with the new superman trailer, but do they REALLY NKOW what they HAVE with that NEW Green Lantern TV SHOW?! The Coolest Geek Alive is here to make sure! Celebrating the greatness of the mythology with a focus on former Warner Producer, Geoff Johns historic run on the title! If you've been looking for some good reading recommendations, Jesse Blaze Snider will have you loaded up for the nearest desert island! See ya inside!

That's right comic book fans! The big bad witch is dead! Diamond files for BANKRUPTCY! Join host Jesse Blaze Snider, professional comic book writer for the Big Two & the coolest geek alive as he walks you through the 10 years of comics' publishing initiatives that led up to this historic collapse. Join us, won't you? ;)

Jesse Blaze Snider RETURNS to Coolest Geek Alive for the new year roaring like a lion and getting to the very bottom of the current battle raging within the DC Fandoms online. Since the release of the trailer for the James Gunn-directed Superman film, fans have been viciously divided on whether or not its even any good, with Snyder fans happy to say I told you so & comic book purist having never been particularly satisfied with what the WB likes to call a DC Cinematic Universe is it even POSSIBLE to make ANYONE HAPPY?

The Coolest Geek Alive - CHRISTMAS MESSAGE! :)

Guy Ritchie, what you've just created is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your funny, fast-paced, WW2 action epic were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about "This Is Spinal Tap” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s "This Is Spinal Tap”, for rock 'n' roll & heavy metal getting the lampooning that they so justly deserved for so long! And even if the film is already beloved by millions all over the world – and "This Is Spinal Tap” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

Tom Cruise, what you've just helped create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your funny, fast-paced, psi-fi Ground Hog's Day, action opus were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

Trey Parker & Matt Stone have been working as a team now for well over THIRTY YEARS and BOY does it SHOW in their INCREDIBLE WORK! Not just funny, but well conceived & written for the audience to enjoy. Trey & Matt are a very rare breed in "modern day" Hollywood and the unique position they've put themselves into has allowed them to carve out a place in comedy & cultural commentary that is UNMATCHED and seemingly UNBREAKABLE no matter what power cancel culture seems to hold, South Park and Matt & Trey remain un-cancelable and the world is BETTER for it. Join Jesse Blaze Snider the Coolest Geek Alive on a deep dive into the work of his favorite creative duo, Trey Parker & Matt Stone!

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Art School Confidential” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Art School Confidential”, for every art major in America & possibly the WORLD! And even if the film bombed at the box office & with critics – and the “Art School Confidential” most certainly did. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

That's right people, this just in, "Captain America: Brave New World" starring Anthony Mackie as his character The Falcon (Sam Wilson) becoming the new sentinel of liberty has been scheduled for its THIRD ROUND of RESHOOTS after a disastrous second round of "test screenings" and tepid reaction to the film's trailer! Despite a willingness to adjust to the demands of the audience who attended these screenings, are the "RIGHT" changes being made to right the ship long term? Or does a second round of terrible reviews from test audience after HUGE, COSTLY RESHOOTS spell disaster for Cap 4 & the MCU in general? Jesse Blaze Snider the Coolest Geek Alive has quite a lot to say about Marvel's inability to adjust to the tastes of their true audience.

Colin Farrell, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has recently seen! At no point in your dark, grounded, small but FUN Gotham mafia underworld series were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your show. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.