Coolest Geek Alive

The Coolest Geek Alive - CHRISTMAS MESSAGE! :)

Guy Ritchie, what you've just created is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your funny, fast-paced, WW2 action epic were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about "This Is Spinal Tap” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s "This Is Spinal Tap”, for rock 'n' roll & heavy metal getting the lampooning that they so justly deserved for so long! And even if the film is already beloved by millions all over the world – and "This Is Spinal Tap” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

Tom Cruise, what you've just helped create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your funny, fast-paced, psi-fi Ground Hog's Day, action opus were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

Trey Parker & Matt Stone have been working as a team now for well over THIRTY YEARS and BOY does it SHOW in their INCREDIBLE WORK! Not just funny, but well conceived & written for the audience to enjoy. Trey & Matt are a very rare breed in "modern day" Hollywood and the unique position they've put themselves into has allowed them to carve out a place in comedy & cultural commentary that is UNMATCHED and seemingly UNBREAKABLE no matter what power cancel culture seems to hold, South Park and Matt & Trey remain un-cancelable and the world is BETTER for it. Join Jesse Blaze Snider the Coolest Geek Alive on a deep dive into the work of his favorite creative duo, Trey Parker & Matt Stone!

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Art School Confidential” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Art School Confidential”, for every art major in America & possibly the WORLD! And even if the film bombed at the box office & with critics – and the “Art School Confidential” most certainly did. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

That's right people, this just in, "Captain America: Brave New World" starring Anthony Mackie as his character The Falcon (Sam Wilson) becoming the new sentinel of liberty has been scheduled for its THIRD ROUND of RESHOOTS after a disastrous second round of "test screenings" and tepid reaction to the film's trailer! Despite a willingness to adjust to the demands of the audience who attended these screenings, are the "RIGHT" changes being made to right the ship long term? Or does a second round of terrible reviews from test audience after HUGE, COSTLY RESHOOTS spell disaster for Cap 4 & the MCU in general? Jesse Blaze Snider the Coolest Geek Alive has quite a lot to say about Marvel's inability to adjust to the tastes of their true audience.

Colin Farrell, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has recently seen! At no point in your dark, grounded, small but FUN Gotham mafia underworld series were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your show. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about “Galaxy Quest” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s “Galaxy Quest”, for the Star Trek fandom. Even if the film is already beloved by millions of Trekkers worldwide, “Galaxy Quest” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

Sly Stallone, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has recently seen! At no point in your fun, fast-paced, fish-out-of-water mafia series were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

Hey, it's Halloween, so the Coolest Geek Alive is counting down the BEST "horror" films & TV shows based on Comic Books! Along with a ton of other great outside the box, but still classic & SPOOKY recommendations! Join Jesse Blaze Snider for a hauntingly good time! BOO!

Bill Skarsgard, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your hysterical, fast-paced, revenge-action film were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your movie. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

DISNEY & the WNBA had STARS in Gina Carano & Caitlin Clark, but fumbled the ball with both! NOW, Disney will be forced to reveal internal documents in court in their ongoing LAWSUIT with former Star Wars Mandalorian actress, Gina Carano and Caitlin Clark will EXIT the WNBA to go play basketball in EUROPE! Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Geek Alive ponders the question: Are these powerful female role models VICTIMS of a HYPOCRITICAL MEDIA? WHY are these FAN-CHOSEN women, not making the cut with the establishment? Let's discuss...it may get a little political.

David Dastmalchian, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your low-budget, found-footage fuel, suspense/supernatural horror were you even close to anything that could be considered silly! Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

Right now, across the planet there exists a ravenous audience of comic book readers just WAITING to have their EXPECTATIONS SATISFIED, but yet it so RARELY seems to occur. This is a HUGE blind spot in the production process for all the major studios right now and the Coolest Geek Alive is ready to bring it to the front of the conversation while chatting about to similar geek culture offerings both based on some of Batman's greatest villains, "The Penguin" series & "Joker: Folie a Deux". Join Jesse Blaze Snider for a breakdown of the "wait & see" attitude created by the "subversion of expectation".

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Have YOU seen them ALL? Impress your friends by brushing up on some of the FILMS MOST IMPORTANT to Geek Culture FANDOM! These are the films that sell toys, spawn infinite revamps & create fandoms because the fondations of what has been built is just TOO GOOD not to think about FURTHER! Join Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Geek Alive as he thinks about them all much further & more passionately than your average nerdy bear. Its the "Top 50 Classic Geek Culture Films" MASTER PODCAST! You're NOT prepared for all the AWESOME.

“The Penguin” Episode 1 - Coolest Picks

Colin Farrell, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your grounded, real-world approach to the Penguin's rise to power in the dark underbelly of Gotham were you even close to anything that could be considered silly or uninteresting. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your first episode and there is enough here for us to imagine a grand future for the series. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Desperardo" here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Desperado”, for the career of Robert Rodriguez, Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Danny Trejo & MORE! And even if the film is already beloved by millions – and the “Desperado” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive