Tracy and Fizz's Phonanigans

Natalie is an English teacher getting ready for Christmas break, but unfortunately, she lost our school lottery and we're going to need her to come to work!  

We're calling Heather to schedule her Santa reservation with the kiddos, but letting her know we'll be implementing our "knee fee" and will be charging surcharges based on their weight.

Its the holidays season which means its time for CHRISTMAS WRAPS!  Your favorite brother sister rap group is calling Mrs. Kelly to see if we can perform some holiday songs for her students. 

Plot twist! We're calling FIZZ for todays Phonanigans!  He's going on his first cruise and we're calling from his cruise company to confirm some "special requests" on his part.  

"Love at Fright Bite" WHAT!? We're calling Maddie who works at a store with a bunch of holiday items because we are VERRRRY excited over holiday displays! Like, VERRRRRRY excited! 

Plot twist! We're calling FIZZ for todays Phonanigans!  He's going on his first cruise and we're calling from his cruise company to confirm some "special requests" on his part.  

We're calling Nick who is a mechanic at a car shop because our brand new car stopped working.  Hold on, you mean we need to put gas in our car for it to work? 

Ever had trouble with IT?  We're calling Keith from his IT department because he's been having problems with his computer, but now he's going to have problems with his IT department! 

We're calling Natalie who works at a nice bed and breakfast because we need some extra stuff for the room... you know... to haul in our elk for skinning and cleaning 

Thats our song!!! We're calling Shadia as her bartender at the karaoke bar she was at over the weekend because we're upset... SHE SANG OUR SONG!  Time to battle for who is better at singing it!  

MOMMY STEALS!  WHAT!?  We're calling Amanda from her daughters school because we're concerned about the grand theft she's been having on her daughter...with her HALLOWEEN CANDY!  

ITS DJ DEMON & MC MONSTER MASH!  We're calling Julie who works at a pumpkin patch to see if our brother sister rap group can sing to the kiddos!  FULL SIZE BARS! FULL SIZE BARS! 

She did the mash...SHE DID THE MONSTER MASH!  We're calling Kristen because we're filling in as her housekeeper, but we wont be able to come back to her house because, you know, its haunted!

Do rental applications ask about demonic children?  Its Halloween week and we're calling Dave who is renting a property out because we need a home for us, and our son, who is a tad possessed. 

We're feeling Autumnal over here!  We're calling Allison who works at a store that has a bunch of Fall decorations to see if she will "fall" for our call 

Are you a Kazoo'natic? We're not clowning around here!  We're calling Jay who runs a Haunted House because we need him to pull all of his scary clowns...because its bad for our clown business! 

Slots hot! But time for a bathroom break! We're calling Lisa who works at the casino we are playing at and our slot is hot and we can't leave it, even though we reallllly need to use the rest room.

Things are getting hot at Seth's house...really hot...We're calling Seth because his heater is going out and we just want to heat things up at his home

Prison Husband coming to your TV's!  We're calling Jade's father because she's been accepted on a new reality show! PRISON HUSBAND!  Will she find love and will Dad approve!?

Matthew set up his teacher so we called her to ask if she could do us a favor, and you know, fail our kid!!  We promised to pay him $100 if he got all A's and we dont have that moolah!

Save the rodents initiative enacted!  We're calling Paul from the HOA because we're going to need him to NOT rake his leaves!  You know...for the snakes and rodents. 

We're calling Valerie who works at a school because we're excited for the upcoming HoCo... or Homecoming. And are looking for advice because we went to go... with the Math teacher!  

Window Washing Craziness!  We're calling Ryan from the window washing company who does his buildings windows and we cant returns because of everything we saw him doing in his office (even though he was on vacation)

Public speaking always involves chewing gum yeah? We're calling Kristen because she needed some lessons in public speaking so we're coaching with all the best tips. 

We're calling Ms Woods because we will need her to take over our corporate meetings because we cant come in today... because WE'RE IN OUR FEELS FROM THE TAYLOR ALBUM!