Tracy and Fizz's Phonanigans

We're starting a new policy for our mother... Mother EARTH!  We're calling Lisa because she got a gift for their friends getting married! But we have a new gift wrap policy... and we're going to need that gift wrap back! 

Are you a Watt Watcher!?  We're calling Sarah who fancies herself a social media influencer to see if she will will model our solar panel hats.  

Dog walking and dog sitting is good money...what about kid walking?  We're calling Heather, who is a dog walker, to see if she'll help our kiddos get rid of their zoomies! 

Must see TV!  PRISON HUSBAND!  Happy Fathers day to Jade's dad.  She just got accepted to the new reality tv show where she will surely find love! 

Ripped from the headlines!  Who needs to Air BnB their pool when you can just jump into their hot tub for free!We're calling Dana because we're her neighbor, and would like to use her hot tub, but we're already in it... she was not too happy 

Whats the 1st rule of Senior fight club?  We're calling Lindsey who works at a fencing company because we need a fence for our senior citizen fitness facility, aka steel cage ring. 

We tried to lube the boob but it didnt work!  We're calling Angel who works at a pharmacy because its stuck in our blood pressure cuff!  No, not on our arm, but our chest. 

Are you down to clown? Seems like Lindsay is because we're calling her about the tickets she bought for the convention full of clowns, mimes and jesters!  

Do you like MURRRDERRRR!? We're calling Tanya setting up RSVPs for our kids birthday party!  Is she ready for True Crime themed party though?

Summer Camp or free children labor?  We're calling Melonie to see if her kids want to join our Summer Camp where they will be manufacturing...we mean crafting...smart phones and much more fun "work" activities. 

VIOLATION!  We're calling Kelly because she has violated our HOA rules 13 times!  She hasnt stopped at ONE of the neighborhood's children's lemonade stands!  

We're STUCK!!! We're calling Brooke who works at a rec center because we're...stuck...really stuck...in our bikini...we had our humpet and trumpet out!!! 

Ever heard of a poop coop!? Cmon Susana!  We're calling Susana because she's being quite irresponsible!  She's a terrible pet owner who is not potty training her pet birds!   

Annnnnd you're live!  We're calling Mrs. Dixon who is retiring after 20 years of teaching, she thinks we're talking about that, but we're putting her on live to talk about somethinnnnng else! 

You wanted us to cut ALL of your trees down right? We're calling Jeff who wanted some tree's trimmed, but we came and cut down all 11 of his trees.  Oops 

Jason is throwing a Memorial Day pool party! Too bad the county is forcing him to use the water from Chatfield to fill his pool. GROSS!

Dana doesn’t know it yet, but she signed up for summer school…a teacher’s worst nightmare! We really are flying a little too close to the sun on this one.

Kids’ birthday party themes are getting out of control! We’re calling up Tanya to see if she will help us with our ‘true crime’ birthday, complete with a cheek swabbing station! What could go wrong?

Jennifer was in charge of hiring the speaker at her college’s graduation ceremony. The problem is, she mistakenly hired someone who talks to kindergartners. This Phonanigans comes with a kazoo!

Nancy is the mother of the bride. She isn’t ready for the conversation with ‘DJ ICY BLUE’ and the trashy vibe she’s going to bring to her daughter’s special day…

Lady from the hill callin! We're calling Teresa who's the assistant for the principal for a high school as they are getting ready for graduation because we need to send him our speech since we are the valedictorian (even though we dont go to the school).  And we'll need her to read it back lol 

Is there a problem with your knee?  No, theres a problem with my marriage! We're calling Steven who was our physical therapist to see if he would step in as our marriage therapist.     

OBJECTION!  We're calling Ms Yearwood who is retiring as a dean at her high school because her students have acquired counsel to demand their yearbooks are recalled 

Its Tracy's son Joey's birthday!  And Fizz is taking over calling him to let him know his mom is giving him a special gift of featuring him in our company wide email! 

MOTHERS DAY RAPS UNHINGED!  We're calling Teresa who works at a library as your favorite brother-sister rap group to rap to the kiddos about Mothers Day!