Tracy and Fizz's Phonanigans

Mom was showing inappropriate tattoos on the airplane...but thats not why she was kicked off! lol We're calling Will from the airport because we had to detain his Mom.  

Nudes with Dudes? LOL We're calling Steven whose girlfriend signed him up for an exotic dinner experience and doesnt seem like he wants to be "exposed" to this experience 

Slim, Swaddell and Sculpt!  We're calling Erin who just submitted her baby's pictures to be the spokesperson for a new baby clothing line. She doesnt realize its baby shapewear.

I LOVE YOU!  We're calling Joe who works at a tire shop to get our tires rotated, and want to see who many calls it will take for him to say "I love you" back!

Sorry, we're going to have to seize your truck!  We're calling Randy because we're going to have to seize his new truck because its been used in "illegal activities"!  

Problems pitching a tent?  We're calling Nick who is selling a tent online because we're just a nice older lady who wants to try the tent out to see if our new husband knows how to put it up

We're calling Lucy who isnt quite experienced with technology and having some issues with talk to text.  So we're going to recalibrate her phone, with some inappropriate prompts

We're calling Ray who works at a waste management because we forgot to put out our recycling and are hoping he's handle our big jugs and big box 

Happy Tax Day!  We're calling Stewart who prepares taxes because we're WINNING BIG!  Or... just getting a refund.  Think we will be in the news?

You ever look at pictures of outer space?  We're calling April who works at a doctors office, we're the doctors mom and need help because the computers playing tricks on us!  We're looking up pictures of outer space but what we're searching for may cause our nursing home to kick us out

Ashley is a paralegal at a lawyers office who took on our case because we work at an OB/GYN and are getting complaints about our loud music we play in our office.  To be fair, the music is pretty obnoxious

GATOR GETTER!  We're calling Catherine who runs a pet store because we have her order.  Order of live gators!  And the Gator Getter having some issues with those gators.

We're calling Melissa who works at a school to see what the Prom Queen results were because...we're hoping we won... but we dont go to the school, but we have tried out for 30+ other schools! 

We're calling Chris who recently bought a Cyber Truck from his office management to tell him he needs to move it, because there has been complaints lol

A special hug on the mascot!  We're calling Danielle because her husband went to her company's suite for a basketball game and there are some unexpected charges!  

Give us our ex's hair!!! Phil runs a barbershop and we're calling as the crazy ex of one of his clients because we want his hair! 

Don't think this qualifies for tuition reimbursement lol. We're calling Heather who works in Human Resources at a local retail store because we're trying to get reimbursed for equipment we bought to make videos to pay off our tuition.   

Going to have to charge you a bush push!  Cassie is getting ready for Spring Break and we're calling from the Waxing center she came to yesterday because we need to charge her the "Excessive body hair" charge. 

We're calling Lisa because she got a gift for their friends getting married! But we have a new gift wrap policy... and we're going to need that gift wrap back! 

Ian thinks he's the biggest college basketball fan there is, so we're calling him as a reporter to ask some questions about the tournament... that absolutely arent true!

Blonde, athletic, with an accent? Kate and her husband Michael have a couple's massage lined up and we're calling to confirm his husbands special requests.

"Dropping dimes"? "Active around the rim"?  March Madness vulgarity!!! We're Blake's neighbor and we're calling because we're concerned about all the vulgar language over the weekend!  

Happy first day of Spring! We're calling Michele who is a leasing agent at our apartment complex because our neighbors keep harassing us!  They are upset because we brought some bunnies and squirrels in for some privacy during their "special hugs" some Spring ROMANCE! 

Will that be in the A, B, or C hole? We're calling Andrew from his parents assisted living home to do a survey on a new playground for visiting kids and it quickly goes off the rails