Tracy and Fizz's Phonanigans

We're calling Lucy who isnt quite experienced with technology and having some issues with talk to text.  So we're going to recalibrate her phone, with some inappropriate prompts

You're wedding cake? Our dog ate it!  We're calling Aaron who's getting married this weekend and our company baked it, but our dog got to it first! How can we remedy this! 

We're calling Zoey from a restaurant she had a date at this weekend because of the bad review we thought she left, but her date is the one he made, and it was about HER

ICE STORM AHEAD!  DJ ICY BLU IN THE BUILDING!  We're calling Nancy because we're DJ for her wedding Saturday who has questions about our DJ Set!  

WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT!  We're calling Ashley who is an assistant at a law office because we are a client having a legal issue at work with how loud we've been playing our music in the medical office we work at.  

Screaming MIMI!  We're calling Kelly who works at a local water park because we need our scores!  Our Waterslide scores!!! 

Phil is great as cutting hair, but how about handling a crazy ex of one of his customers?  We're calling him to see if he will give us our ex boyfriends hair.

Guess what! No, guess what!  Frank has a blind date this weekend and guess what! We're going to call him as his blind date because guess what! We're excited! Franks not as excited for the date anymore...

We cant donate a bobcat? Thomas works at a donation dropoff center and we're calling because there was something extra in our donation box...a bobcat!  

Meet us at the Defecation Station at Country Jam!  Country Jam is this weekend and we're calling Rach who is going because we are her PortaPotty attendant for the show! 

We're starting a new policy for our mother... Mother EARTH!  We're calling Lisa because she got a gift for their friends getting married! But we have a new gift wrap policy... and we're going to need that gift wrap back! 

Are you a Watt Watcher!?  We're calling Sarah who fancies herself a social media influencer to see if she will will model our solar panel hats.  

Dog walking and dog sitting is good money...what about kid walking?  We're calling Heather, who is a dog walker, to see if she'll help our kiddos get rid of their zoomies! 

Must see TV!  PRISON HUSBAND!  Happy Fathers day to Jade's dad.  She just got accepted to the new reality tv show where she will surely find love! 

Ripped from the headlines!  Who needs to Air BnB their pool when you can just jump into their hot tub for free!We're calling Dana because we're her neighbor, and would like to use her hot tub, but we're already in it... she was not too happy 

Whats the 1st rule of Senior fight club?  We're calling Lindsey who works at a fencing company because we need a fence for our senior citizen fitness facility, aka steel cage ring. 

We tried to lube the boob but it didnt work!  We're calling Angel who works at a pharmacy because its stuck in our blood pressure cuff!  No, not on our arm, but our chest. 

Are you down to clown? Seems like Lindsay is because we're calling her about the tickets she bought for the convention full of clowns, mimes and jesters!  

Do you like MURRRDERRRR!? We're calling Tanya setting up RSVPs for our kids birthday party!  Is she ready for True Crime themed party though?

Summer Camp or free children labor?  We're calling Melonie to see if her kids want to join our Summer Camp where they will be manufacturing...we mean crafting...smart phones and much more fun "work" activities. 

VIOLATION!  We're calling Kelly because she has violated our HOA rules 13 times!  She hasnt stopped at ONE of the neighborhood's children's lemonade stands!  

We're STUCK!!! We're calling Brooke who works at a rec center because we're...stuck...really stuck...in our bikini...we had our humpet and trumpet out!!! 

Ever heard of a poop coop!? Cmon Susana!  We're calling Susana because she's being quite irresponsible!  She's a terrible pet owner who is not potty training her pet birds!   

Annnnnd you're live!  We're calling Mrs. Dixon who is retiring after 20 years of teaching, she thinks we're talking about that, but we're putting her on live to talk about somethinnnnng else! 

You wanted us to cut ALL of your trees down right? We're calling Jeff who wanted some tree's trimmed, but we came and cut down all 11 of his trees.  Oops