Tracy and Fizz's Phonanigans

Annnnnd you're live!  We're calling Mrs. Dixon who is retiring after 20 years of teaching, she thinks we're talking about that, but we're putting her on live to talk about somethinnnnng else! 

You wanted us to cut ALL of your trees down right? We're calling Jeff who wanted some tree's trimmed, but we came and cut down all 11 of his trees.  Oops 

Jason is throwing a Memorial Day pool party! Too bad the county is forcing him to use the water from Chatfield to fill his pool. GROSS!

Dana doesn’t know it yet, but she signed up for summer school…a teacher’s worst nightmare! We really are flying a little too close to the sun on this one.

Kids’ birthday party themes are getting out of control! We’re calling up Tanya to see if she will help us with our ‘true crime’ birthday, complete with a cheek swabbing station! What could go wrong?

Jennifer was in charge of hiring the speaker at her college’s graduation ceremony. The problem is, she mistakenly hired someone who talks to kindergartners. This Phonanigans comes with a kazoo!

Nancy is the mother of the bride. She isn’t ready for the conversation with ‘DJ ICY BLUE’ and the trashy vibe she’s going to bring to her daughter’s special day…

Lady from the hill callin! We're calling Teresa who's the assistant for the principal for a high school as they are getting ready for graduation because we need to send him our speech since we are the valedictorian (even though we dont go to the school).  And we'll need her to read it back lol 

Is there a problem with your knee?  No, theres a problem with my marriage! We're calling Steven who was our physical therapist to see if he would step in as our marriage therapist.     

OBJECTION!  We're calling Ms Yearwood who is retiring as a dean at her high school because her students have acquired counsel to demand their yearbooks are recalled 

Its Tracy's son Joey's birthday!  And Fizz is taking over calling him to let him know his mom is giving him a special gift of featuring him in our company wide email! 

MOTHERS DAY RAPS UNHINGED!  We're calling Teresa who works at a library as your favorite brother-sister rap group to rap to the kiddos about Mothers Day! 

Mom's rock hard abs really hit this year!  We're calling Carla who works at a flower shop for a last minute Mothers Day order.  We have a special card we'd like written for mom celebrating the DOLLA DOLLA BILLZ she brought in this year

Mothers Day Sunday? We're going to need you to do laundry! We're calling Karen because her husband volunteered her to be a team mom, and this weekend we're going to need her to bake and do laundry for the team.  

Mom, did you schedule a "Lets Get Naughty" photoshoot? We're accidentally calling Joe because his mom had scheduled a Mothers Day photo shoot and we wanted to confirm her risqué shoot

We'd like to book a trip to Cheddar Bay please.  We're calling Ellen who is a travel agent because we really need to book a trip to Cheddar Bay!  Will our next trip be booked or will be disappointed it doesnt really exist

Can you be harsh but fun?  Or stern, but light?  We're calling Jamie because her boss has called in sick and she's going to have to fill in for their company wide Zoom presentation.  How will she hold up? 

Mom was showing inappropriate tattoos on the airplane...but thats not why she was kicked off! lol We're calling Will from the airport because we had to detain his Mom.  

Nudes with Dudes? LOL We're calling Steven whose girlfriend signed him up for an exotic dinner experience and doesnt seem like he wants to be "exposed" to this experience 

Slim, Swaddell and Sculpt!  We're calling Erin who just submitted her baby's pictures to be the spokesperson for a new baby clothing line. She doesnt realize its baby shapewear.

I LOVE YOU!  We're calling Joe who works at a tire shop to get our tires rotated, and want to see who many calls it will take for him to say "I love you" back!

Sorry, we're going to have to seize your truck!  We're calling Randy because we're going to have to seize his new truck because its been used in "illegal activities"!  

Problems pitching a tent?  We're calling Nick who is selling a tent online because we're just a nice older lady who wants to try the tent out to see if our new husband knows how to put it up

We're calling Lucy who isnt quite experienced with technology and having some issues with talk to text.  So we're going to recalibrate her phone, with some inappropriate prompts