Coolest Geek Alive

Diamond Dallas Page, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your heartfelt, gut-wrenching, redemption documentary were you even close to anything that could be considered uninspiring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your doc. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul & JAKE’s eternally!

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about “Excalibur” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s “Excalibur”, for legitimizing the Arthurian Legend on the big screen! And even if the film is already beloved by generations, “Excalibur” certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive.

It’s never been easier to do it yourself in this world! With platforms like Kickstarter, IndieGoGo, and others, you can become a successful business owner overnight with the right ideas! The Coolest Geek Alive would like to encourage you to do what he’s been doing with his company, “black light district studios,” for a few years now, namely writing their own ticket! Join Jesse Blaze Snider as he offers all his good advice and best guidance about getting into the ring and raising money for something important to you!

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about “The Fighter” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s “The Fighter”, for the incredible Christian Bale & Melissa Leo, who both won Oscars for their roles here! And even if the film is already beloved by millions – and “The Fighter” is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about “Rocky” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s “Rocky”, for the incredible Sylvester Stallone, and boxing! And even if the film series is already beloved by millions, and the “Rocky” franchise is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a franchise. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about “Warrior” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s “Warrior”, for the incredible Tom Hardy & MMA Fighting! And even if the film is already beloved by millions – and “Warrior” may well be. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

On this episode of Coolest Geek Alive, we’re diving into the Hollywood echo chamber—why stars like John Boyega keep stepping in it and alienating the very fans who helped build their careers. From Disney to other major studios, the industry’s been quick to blame fandom backlash on prejudice, rather than taking accountability for creative missteps. Now, misinformed by PR teams, managers, and media spin, actors are parroting a narrative that paints their audiences unfairly, making themselves look out of touch in the process. Let’s break it down and get to the truth.

Coolest Classics - Mel Gibson’s “Braveheart” “Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about “Braveheart” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s “Braveheart”, for the incredible Mel Gibson & I guess, Scotland?! And even if the film is already beloved by millions – and “Braveheart” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

If you don't know why Val Kilmer was one of the "Coolest Men Alive" then you soon will, as Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Geek Alive breaks it all down in exacting detail! Covering everything that matters from Top Gun to Batman and CELEBRATING his PERSONAL FAVORITE VAL KILMER MOVIES to keep Val alive in our HEARTS until the end of TIME! R.I.P. Val Kilmer 1959-2025. Enjoy.

Bruce Lee, what you've posthumously helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your brooding, well-paced, kung fu period piece TV series were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your series. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally...posthumously.

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On the latest episode of COOLEST GEEK ALIVE, host Jesse Blaze Snider dives into the REAL NUMBERS!! How many BUTTS in ACTUAL SEATS SAW CAP 4?! How many viewers tuned into Daredevil? How does it compare to the past? What is the FUTURE?! Truth is, some of it is clear cut downtrend, but some of it is a bit...murky. You want it? Come & GET IT!

Dito Montiel, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your darkly funny action drama were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

I just attended my first "Toy Fair" guided by the incredible Digger Mesch, what we learned was SHOCKING! The Coolest Geek Alive LOVES TOYS! Join Jesse Blaze Snider as he recounts his two days in toy paradise!

Jon Gunn, what you've just create is one of the most insanely awesomely heartwarming things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your fun, reality based, slice of life dramedy were you even close to anything that could be considered meaningless. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally. (Plus, join JBS as he dives deeper into the importance of GRATITUDE and the TRUE SECRET it can UNLOCK!)