Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Fred Klett (Airdate 8/13/2025)
Today's Moron of the Day!
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/california/mail-thief-plea-694217
Today on Morons in the News:
Naked Driver Says He’s too Hot and Allergic to His Pants.
Letter Carrier Steals Mail and Posts Pictures Flaunting Her Theft.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Jason Manford (Airdate 8/12/2025)
https://www.newser.com/story/372900/rescuers-respond-to-911-calls-find-guy-singing-nickelback-songs.html
Parents Ditch the Kid.
Man was 'singing his heart out to the trees'
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Greg Davies (Airdate 8/11/2025)
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/08/06/woman-posing-as-a-nurse-sees-thousands-of-patients-before-arrest-in-florida-officials-say/
UK Man Tries to Smash His Way Into a Store, Naked Style.
Woman Posing As a Nurse Sees Thousands of Patients Before Arrest in Florida.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Rich Hall (Airdate 8/8/2025)
https://www.newser.com/story/373058/man-arrested-after-lighting-his-cigarette-from-eternal-flame.html
Woman Trapped in Chimney.
Man Arrested After Lighting His Cigarette From Eternal Flame
https://apnews.com/article/pennsylvania-hot-dogs-crash-96a3994dc8d5c5ce8835ddf3928b35b6
2 Year Old Girl Found in Luggage.
Hot Dogs Spilled Across the Highway.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Sebastian Maniscalco (Airdate 8/7/2025)
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Gina Yashere (Airdate 8/6/2025)
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/evidence/journal-confess-sentence-270681
A Bad Towing Job.
"Totally Stole a Car Today!" Perp Confided In Her Personal Journal.
https://news.sky.com/story/this-is-a-terrible-racket-bishop-in-dressing-gown-interrupts-church-concert-and-asks-crowd-to-leave-my-house-13402383
Florida Man Accused of Beating Alligator with a Golf Club.
Bishop in Dressing Gown Interrupts Church Concert - And Asks Crowd to 'Leave My House'
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Joe Lycett (Airdate 8/5/2025)
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/07/30/smokey-bear-aids-arrest-of-man-accused-of-stealing-reselling-signs-of-iconic-mascot-from-florida-parks/
Big Naked Intruder in the House.
Smokey Bear Aids Arrest of Man Accused of Stealing, Reselling Signs of Iconic Mascot from Florida Parks.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Leanne Morgan (Airdate 8/4/2025)
https://www.newser.com/story/371638/mcdonalds-chatbot-breached-with-2-guesses-at-password.html
400 Pounds of Mushrooms Seized During Traffic Stop.
McDonald's Chatbot Breached With 2 Guesses at Password.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Ali Siddiq (Airdate 8/1/2025)
https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/man-who-attempted-stab-flight-attendant-and-open-airplane-door-mid-flight-sentenced
Butt Sniffer Arrested.
Man Attempts to Open Plane Door During Flight.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Brian McKim (Airdate 7/31/2025)
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Cizzle C (Airdate 7/30/2025)
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/chuck-e-cheese/chuck-e-cheese-arrested-724059
Florida Man’s Home Nearly Demolished.
Chuck E. Cheese Arrested on Felony Credit Card Charges.
https://apnews.com/article/cat-stealing-new-zealand-leonardo-da-pinchy-9a1ce4a1073d9eb9547aa9c8ff2f9e51
Star Couple Commits Fraud.
A Cat Named Leonardo Da Pinchy Doesn’t Want Your Affection. He Wants to Steal Your Underwear.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Tymon Shipp (Airdate 7/29/2025)
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Julie Kim (Airdate 7/28/2025)
