Today's Moron of the Day!
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Today on Morons in the News:
Burglar Doesn’t Have What it Takes.
You Have the Right to Remain Silent.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Nick Murphy (Airdate 12/15/2025)
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Fortune Feimster (Airdate 12/12/2025)
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/hog-eater-collared-175938
007 Fifty Years Of James Bond Thief.
Man Went Hog Wild on Palm Beach Street.
https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2025/12/09/driver-claims-he-teleported-into-stolen-bmw-before-volusia-crash-deputies-say/
Christmas Tree Lighting Event Ruined by Driver Refusing to Stop for Road Closures.
Man Claims He was Teleported into Speeding Car.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Alex Velluto (Airdate 12/11/2025)
https://apnews.com/article/prison-drone-drugs-steak-crab-south-carolina-8da6576c502f2a615683b3c6d66ddae2
Robots Turn Out to Be Humans.
Drone Delivers Steak and Crab to Prisoners.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Scotty Goff (Airdate 12/10/2025)
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2025/12/05/news-reporter-hit-by-seagull-during-segment-new-zealand/87628262007/
Man Brings Explosive Bottle of Drugs to the iHop.
New Zealand TV Reporter Attacked by Bird.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic John Hastings (Airdate 12/9/2025)
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Dusty Slay (Airdate 12/8/2025)
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/12/03/we-came-back-with-a-warrant-volusia-deputies-arrest-fake-real-estate-investor/
Florida Man Arrested for Mortgage Fraud.
Knocking on the Coffin Door.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Gianmarco Soresi (Airdate 12/5/2025)
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/11/21/tiktok-prank-gone-wrong-florida-man-takes-chilly-nighttime-stroll-buck-naked-sheriff-says/
Man in Jail After Robbing Another Man of His Firearm.
Naked Prank Gone Wrong.
https://apnews.com/article/drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-bandit-virginia-5109feb2ea9ab9bf8954ec3798689fd0
4 Fraudsters Tried to Cash a $27 Million Check.
Raccoon Goes on Drunken Rampage in Virginia Liquor Store and Passes Out on Bathroom Floor.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Comic Gabriel Iglesias (Airdate 12/4/2025)
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Omid Djalil (Airadte 12/3/2025)
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/kinki-kelli-headed-jail-042861
4 Firefighter Go to Jail Over Hazing Incident.
Kinki Kelli is Headed to Jail.
https://www.azfamily.com/2025/11/21/police-arrest-alleged-frisky-thieves-who-broke-into-scottsdale-restaurant/
Drunk School Bus Driver.
Frisky Thieves Break into Restaurant.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Daniel Sloss (Airdate 12/2/2025)
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/iowa-blah-life-560819
Woman Wakes Up in Her Own Coffin.
Man Exposes Himself to Passing Cars.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Brian Moote (Airdate 12/1/2025)
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Ted Alexandro (Airdate 11/25/20205)
https://nypost.com/2025/11/19/us-news/long-island-road-rage-maniac-attacks-driver-with-boxcutter-bites-fingers-after-fender-bender-cops/
Dark Web Criminal Posts His Personal Information.
Finger Biting Road Rager.
https://www.newser.com/story/378638/cops-impostor-drove-stolen-bus-picked-up-passengers.html
Man Falls off the Bus.
Stolen Bus with Passengers Aboard.
