Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

SUMMARY: Jacob sees a country band, Paul watches Penguins on ice, and Matt advocates for squeakless basketball. Plus, love for Uber Black, opinions about Shane Gillis' SNL monologue, Kelly Clarkson's kerfuffle over a mechanical bird, and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Jacob notes that Metallica fans in Vegas are showing their age. Paul highlights a football coach who loves Minecraft. Matt gets "canceled" and confronts a disrespectful child. We explore themes for customized vans. Plus Scoop Mail and a Las Vegas Price is Skrite.

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SUMMARY: Paul's excited about a giant mechanical penis. Matt performs a pair of shows for the Chicago Bulls. We have a brief debate about tea versus coffee before delving into some nerd talk about Lanterns, Endgame, RDJ, Bautista, and more! Plus a Scoopardy.

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SUMMARY: Matt's in Chicago at a very fancy venue, witnesses a men's room freakout, and gets shoved aside in a plane. Some wise-ass teenagers get owned. Paul and Matt talk about the tribulations of teaching improv. Also, a revenge of Pee-Wee Scoopardy.

Audio note: Unfortuantely, a zoom update caused a reset of default settings and messed with our recording.

SUMMARY: Matt's dressing up his skeleton, Paul needs electrolytes, and Jacob's saving big money on car insurance. Also, Marky Mark saves a 'News Kid,' Ed Sheeran needs a Colonel Tom Parker, what's our lean-to-fat ratio for hamburgers, and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: ScoopFest is on for June 2027! Brogan and Chaotic Clumsy join us on Zoom to discuss Piff and Pop's Magic Shoppe's pissy punk performances in the U.K. Matt gets to nerd out with Dana Gould, learning about the origin of Dr. Z. Also, Scoop Mail and half a Scoopardy before we lose all our audio.

SUMMARY: Matt gets thrown a curveball at a corporate workshop. Paul's got a maggot problem. Will Jacob visit a comic book store on Batman Day? Also, OJ's prank show, an odd pair of panties, and we bring in Chris the Microscoop to talk about lab tests. Plus a Scoopardy full of body parts!

SUMMARY: Shannan Calcutt joins us to promote her show, "Things I Shouldn't Tell You," now playing at THIRD Street in Las Vegas. Shannan talks about being a woman in midlife and what it takes to do a show about the things women experience but are often told they shouldn’t talk about. Also a Scoopardy.

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TITLE: 1348 - Piss Coil!

SUMMARY: Jacob's got some interesting critters roaming in the yard, according to his Ring camera. Matt's getting flown to Dallas to 'perform' in a mansion. Paul's cleaning up vomit around the house and Matt has to take a urine test. And Paul tries to "Lick It Up" in Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: With smart TVs spying on us and SUVs impersonating cell phone towers, we need to unwind and unbox things with Paul. Jacob has comments on Star Trek IV, and Matt's family starts a new holiday tradition. Also, raccoon penis bones, OrgyDomes, and we're in our "cups" with a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Paul rants about senators and conspiracies. Matt asks what movies would have been the same without a particular character. We examine Christopher Columbus' turn from hero to heel. Also, some high school poetry in Scoop Mail and a story about a side-street walk in New Orleans. Plus a Price is Skrite!

SUMMARY: Paul needs some group games for an improv hangout. Matt goes out for breakfast, gets his catalytic converter stolen, and takes the family to see David Byrne with an added surprise. And we're still processing the loss of Dolly Parton. Dolly also features in a game of Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: With three shows closing, high prices at casinos, some undesired political discourse, and a quick discussion about water rights, this is the most Vegas-centric show we've had for quite some time. Also, Matt walks by a makeup counter and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: We talk about how sports is portrayed in TV and film. Paul notes how CERN is performing alchemy. Jacob joins the 'seeing Guns N' Roses' club and gets to chat with their audio guys. Matt has his favorite week at the Magic Castle. Plus, the funniest sex worker story and a Price is Skrite.

SUMMARY: Jacob is being attacked by the universe! Paul takes us down a song intro rabbit hole and Matt conflates his Phoebes. Paul wants to do an upside-down act, Matt's got some unexpected food ordering restrictions, and some Joe trolls us on Twitch. Plus an 'experienced' Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Looking back, Paul had no play in collegiate hot tubs, and Matt shook it up at frat raves. Matt's on pins-and-needles about changes in family relations. Paul has a panic attack about a unicorn's helmet. Nick Newman chimes in from Zoom about a new app that offers restaurant leavings on the cheap. And a Scoopardy!

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SUMMARY: The guys start the show talking about ball size. Matt is now an expert on The Sphere after seeing Backsteet Boys perform there. Paul apologizes to Ariana Grande, and Matt's back from a memorable trip to the Magic Capital of the World. Also a musical Scoopardy.

NOTE: Matt gets the sexuality of a backstreet boy wrong in this episode.

NOTE 2: We also recorded this episode after it was reported that Frankie Valli was retiring and not after it was later reported that he's not retiring.

SUMMARY: Matt's finally going to The Sphere and comes upon a parking lot spat. Are things turning around for the A's? Paul runs into a wine connoisseur. Matt goes alone into a smoky lounge. Plus, it's the one-year anniversary of "See You at the Throne" and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Matt “I Wanna Scoop Baby” Dougherty joins us to promote the fantasy football league. Matt takes the kids to the new Spider-Man movie and gets enthralled with a "documentary." Paul and Anne take the Hershey Highway to see Guns N' Roses and Public Enemy. Matt's eating fine at Red Rock, and Paul discovers a Chinese buffet. Also a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Fact Check Andy and Spadoni join us! Andy is alive and well after an aortic dissection and back on the State Fair circuit drawing caricatures. Spadoni dabbles with an AI personality and has a go with a piano bar on Fremont. Plus, Christmapus, Shakespeare, Chapeau, baby horses, and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: We're deep in it with Shadie from Shitty Movie Club as we dive headfirst into a pile of terrible movies that are a pleasure to watch and riff. We talk about Pledge Night, Neil Breen, Miami Connection, ninja flicks, Megalopolis, and more! We share our favorite shitty movies, plus eleven-dollar pizza slices, and what's admission into the Ice Cream Museum?

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SUMMARY: Matt sneezes while moving, tries to use the seventh floor pool, and watches a tender moment during a Zoom call. Jacob gets another expert visiting his soundboard and shares a guilty pleasure. Plus, smooth scrotums and thoughts on Andrew Tate and Guy Fieri. And a musical Scoopardy.