Hour 1: John swam with sharks with Jacques Cousteau’s song

3pm: I Was Thinking // this Red Carpet Ignorance // This Day in History: 1953 - Jacques Cousteau’s “The Silent World” is published // John swam with sharks with Jacques Cousteau’s song // Man, 24, sparks evacuation at French hospital after doctors find 8ins-long live WW1 artillery shell in his rectum

Every weekday, John Curley has an irreverent take on the news. From big stories to small ones, they all get the Curley treatment and you’ll be left laughing and thinking about the headlines in different way.