John Curley joins the show! // Trump proposes diverting Columbia River water through Oregon to Southern California // ‘Gobbledegook’: Trump Brutally Roasted Over Rambling Answer On How He Would Lower Prices If Elected // Ellen DeGeneres is back with a new Netflix special: "For Your Approval" // Anti-Aging enthusiasts are Taking a Pill to Extend Life, Will it Work? // 12 Signs of an Unintelligent Person According to Science. Is Jack one of them? // Hero Of The Day: Seattle's 'Belltown Hellcat' spotted in impound lot. Thank you Reddit user TopHatMcool!