The Jake Skorheim & Spike O'Neill Show

12pm - We hate April Fool's Day. The best prank Spike's kids ever pulled, and the prank that gave Jake PTSD // Whooping cough is back in a Puyallup elementary school // Monkey bites a Woodland Park Zoo keeper // A perfect example of why Jake hates April Fools Day - we just fell for a riDICKulous prank

1pm - Will Smith is back with a new rap. Does it slap? // What’s wrong with Justin Bieber? // GENTLEMAN’S DISAGREEMENT: Get Jiggy With It, Gavin Newsom! // Gavin Newsom doesn't think teachers should 'snitch' on kids to their parents. Spike agrees

2pm - The Mariners are getting torpedo bats. KIRO Newsradio's Aaron Granillo joins us to play ball // Best deal in sports concessions: free! // A new weapon for kids at T-Mobile Park // Tesla drivers in King County are trading in // Man marks Tesla with a swastika, gets confronted // Your texts!

12pm - What's a dethatcher? So much yard work this weekend // Richard Sherman says armed robbers stormed his home with family inside // The best job a boy could have, and Laura's scariest voice // NBA in Seattle? Not so fast // Remember the plane turning around for a pilot’s forgotten passport? They just did the same thing for a passenger’s phone

1pm - The proper way to load a dishwasher - for Spike, not at all //  ‘It’s ridiculous’: Washington drivers frustrated gas taxes may be going up yet again // GENTLEMAN’S DISAGREEMENT: What's the most important factor in choosing a spouse? // YOUR texts about how you chose your life partner!

2pm - Mystery black ring cloud hovered over Seattle this weekend // Jessica Simpson is back … performing and drinking snake sperm? // MIKE LEFKO: The Yankees have new bats that are making them suspiciously good at hitting home runs. Can we get these for the M's? // Your texts!

12pm - THREE AMIGOS with JACOB RUMMEL // Spike, denser than the office party cake he's complaining about // Mariners rally for opening day win over A’s with heroic homers // ‘I no longer feel like I’m just a pawn’: Amanda Knox reflects on her journey to freedom // A Seattle man gets shot over Safeway's Cheap Chicken // Clown arrest!

1pm - Dow Constantine officially gets the Sound Transit CEO gig. But is it violating a conflict-of-interest policy? // Lots of student loan borrowers are past due, and the student loan repayment plan is now having issues because of Trump cuts // Is a college degree worth it? // GENTLEMAN’S DISAGREEMENT: Spike's college loan conspiracy theory // Auburn Tigers team manager was once a kid with a dream, fighting leukemia. Now they're in the Sweet 16

2pm - FRIDAY FAVORITES: A crime foiled by middle school girls, a very fond baseball memory, and a brewing local scandal? // Amanda Knox's "relationship" with her former Italian prosecutor? // KIRO Newsradio's Aaron Granillo sticks around to weigh in on this quandary: do you let your kids sleep in bed with you? // Your texts!

12pm - We were lied to about tennis ball hail // Let's go over Dow Constantine's pretty sweet little Sound Transit contract, if approved! // KIRO Newsradio's Senior Traffic Reporter Chris Sullivan might have overprepared his car for the imaginary hail storm // Napster is still a thing…and sold for big bucks

1pm - In just a few minutes, Sound Transit's board will decide whether Dow Constantine will be their next CEO. We get your feedback! // GENTLEMAN’S DISAGREEMENT: What's a boat neck? Laura offers a very helpful tip for unfashionable husbands // Whiskey for life — with a catch!

2pm - Laura accidentally watches the wrong Sandlot movie // Dow Constantine leading Sound Transit? It's up for a vote. We should all be so lucky to get sweet benefits like this // KIRO Newsradio Reporter Aaron Granillo joins us to talk Mariners Opening Day! // Your texts!

12pm - A very special guest is in the studio! // KIRO Newsradio Reporter Luke Duecy joins us to talk about a nightmare forecast // FBI recognizes 3 young girls who stopped a local kidnapping attempt // Producer Paul Holden joins the show - Russell Wilson is going to yet another new team // Bravo’s ‘Love Hotel’ Starring ‘Real Housewives’ is the new Golden Bachelor

1pm - What size are those balls? // Leaked Signal chat raises national security issues. Should the people involved lose their jobs? // GENTLEMAN’S DISAGREEMENT: How is the money used from school zone speeding tickets? // Disney paid a social media guru to help the Snow White actress clean up her image

2pm - How does a gas tax hike sound? // California is tracking cow farts in space?? // British man buried in Snickers casket. What candy would you choose? // King County Assessor John Wilson criticizes Sound Transit’s choice of Dow Constantine as their next CEO // Your texts!

12pm - A day to remember in MLB history // Spike's extremely ritzy gig at a surprise birthday party // Jake is coaching his son’s football team // Obese inmates are smuggling drugs into local jails // Families plead with WA Governor Ferguson to block release of triple murderer

1pm - KTTH's Jason Rantz joins the show. What percentage of money collected from the Climate Commitment Act is actually being spent to prevent climate change? The number will surprise you // King County Superior Court judge rules natural gas initiative unconstitutional // GENTLEMAN’S DISAGREEMENT: United pilot dragged passenger out of bathroom for taking too long on toilet //  A delivery driver loses it, yells at family to pick up heavy deliveries themselves

2pm - An update on the woman near Lynnwood who was harassed in her Tesla, and now a Jewish man who had his Cybertruck vandalized with swastikas // Tesla investor calls for Elon Musk to step down as CEO as stock plunges // Link light rail is already $3 billion over budget to extend to West Seattle, Ballard - without any track laid yet // RFK Jr. wants to get rid of cell phones in schools. We do too, but not for the same reason! // Your texts!

12pm - THREE AMIGOS with Nate Connors! Jake's son learns a new song // Road rage in Lynnwood terrifies local woman, just for driving a Tesla // Just for dads! // Now you can make loan payments on your delivery food // Jake takes credit for the return of the Costco poppyseed muffin // Costco's gas stations will now be open later!

1pm - The potential revival of a lost movie // Little people feel 'erased' by Disney's use of CGI instead of real actors in the Snow White remake // Another reason to keep your kids off social media // GENTLEMAN’S DISAGREEMENT: Former WWE wrestler and current politician invites Tim Walz to put his money where his mouth is for charity // City responds with details about homeless hotel

2pm - FRIDAY FAVORITES: A red carpet fail, astronauts splashing down with dolphins, and a couple conspiracy theories // Seattle Sports' Mike Lefko talks March Madness, and a possible Sonics return? // Your texts!

12pm - March Madness officially starts today!! // Giant stuffed sloth moves out of a tree near I-5 after distracting drivers, which reminds us of other I-5 drive attractions, like Divine // Cooper Kupp rocks a Pearl Jam shirt during his Seahawks introduction // Happy tax season! Vancouver tax preparer allegedly costs U.S. Treasury millions; Charged with trying to kill son