The Outcast Podcast - EP 110 - Digital Diss-Patch
Published on Apr 17, 2024, 5:58:44 PM
Total time: 00:59:32
Published on Apr 17, 2024, 5:58:44 PM
Total time: 00:59:32
Hello, fellow misfits and digital wanderers! Strap yourselves in for another wild ride through the outrageous realms of "The Outcast Podcast." As always, we’re here to ensure your weekly escape from reality is nothing short of spectacular, or at least spectacularly absurd. Before we dive into the chaotic abyss of this week's topics, let's give a massive shout-out to our life-saving sponsors, Better Help and Liquid IV. Thanks for keeping our spirits high and our bodies hydrated – because, let’s be honest, facing reality is overrated.
Breaking news: despite rampant rumors, our dear Ramo has officially confirmed he is NOT sharing sheep-counting duties with Britany Mahomes. Honestly, we’re not sure who concocted this wild bedtime story, but rest assured, Ramo’s sleep schedule is as solitary as a monk’s.
In a tragic twist of fate, Tomkat lost his Insta360 camera. If anyone spots a rogue 360 camera capturing panoramic shots of bewildered squirrels and confused pedestrians, please direct it back to its heartbroken owner. Tomkat’s currently navigating life in a less-rounded reality.
Move over Tinder, AI girlfriends are the new rage! Men everywhere are trading real-life dating drama for digital darlings. And why not? Who needs the unpredictability of human affection when you can program your perfect partner? Ah, modern love!
Speaking of AI, the world just witnessed its first AI beauty pageant. Beauty standards have now transcended human limitations, entering a pixel-perfect era. May the best algorithm win!
In a classic “shut up and sing” scenario, John Cougar Mellencamp was told by fans to stick to the tunes. His response? Exit stage left! Mellencamp proves once again that even rock legends have their limits.
Forget balloons and cakes, this week's baby reveal featured a wrestling match between a midget and a large man. Because nothing says “It’s a boy!” like a suplex under the spotlight.
In what could be dubbed "Sleepgate," former President Trump took a not-so-strategic nap during a court session. Maybe he was dreaming of a more favorable verdict?
Stay tuned as we dive into our top picks for this week’s funniest videos. From cats with existential crises to parrots that can out-swear any sailor, we've got your dose of hilarity covered!
And finally, Tomkat will take us through a whirlwind recap of the news. Buckle up, because if it’s weird, wacky, or outright bewildering, Tomkat’s got it on the radar.
Let's not forget the real MVPs, Better Help and Liquid IV, for keeping our spirits high and our bodies hydrated. Without you, we might actually have to face reality, and who wants that? So, here's to being splendidly outcast, together. Raise your glasses (filled with Liquid IV, of course), and let’s toast to the madness, the mayhem, and the outright bizarre.
As we wrap up, remember to stay splendid, stay outcast, and cherish your unique superpowers in a world teeming with normalcy. Thanks for tuning in, and here’s to another week of living boldly on the edge of societal norms. Cheers to you, our beloved fans, the true beacons in the fog of the ordinary!
See you next week for more misadventures at "The Outcast Podcast"! 🎙️✨
A White guy, a Black guy and a Brown guy walk in to do a podcast...(insert punch line here). The Outcast Podcast, with the Freakin' Puerto Rican - Ramo G. (brown) The Native Son of the South - Tom Kat (white). And You're Best Friend In The Whole Wide World, Memphis (black). All the shenanigans are hosted by Gentry Thomas (mixed breed). New episodes come out every week on The Podcast Playground.