Mr. Windy's Running On Empty Podcast

Mr. Windy's Running On Empty Podcast

Charles Gary Shaw is Mr. Windy and he can’t seem to catch a break. Crabber, Shrimper, Man of the sea, Mr. Windy chronicles the life and times of a man Running On Empty. Host Gentry Thomas along with Jay Yandle, try their might to steer Mr. Windy’s ship into safe harbor. It’s a daily struggle having a Mr. Windy and now you can have one too, from a distance, in limited doses. Join the podcast Running On Empty With Mr. Windy on The Podcast Playground or wherever you pod. Email the show @MrWindy@Mail.com Support: Cash App $mrwindy

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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Update On His Diamond-Finding Adventure.

In this episode of "Running On Empty," Windy is on a quest to find diamonds in Arkansas. The show begins with Windy at a motel, where he interacts with Cindy, a desk agent who shares her passion for the area and its diamond mining opportunities. Cindy explains that the local diamond mine is not a tourist trap, as several guests have indeed found diamonds in various colors and shapes.

Cindy also discusses the unique aspect of living in a dry county, where alcohol is not sold in stores, but some local restaurants have private liquor licenses. She invites listeners to book a stay at the Yellow Diamond Inn, emphasizing her commitment to making guests feel at home.

As Windy continues his adventure, he shares his positive experiences with the friendly locals, including those at a nearby hardware store. The episode features a live tour of the motel's amenities, including a swimming pool and a children's playground. Windy humorously breaks some rules by smoking near the pool area, while also showcasing the beautiful surroundings.

The episode concludes with Windy preparing for his diamond-hunting expedition the following day, with plans to visit the hardware store for equipment.

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Oct 3, 2025 4:20 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Diamonds, Dry Counties & Mr. Windy’s Wild Hunt

In this episode of Running on Empty, Mr. Windy heads to Murfreesboro, Arkansas, chasing the dream of striking it rich at the Crater of Diamonds State Park. Joined by guests Phil and Joseph, from Murfreesboro Ace Hardware, dive into the gritty details of diamond hunting, from hauling a gorilla cart and shovel to sifting through every rock that might hide a treasure. But it wouldn’t be Mr. Windy without plenty of laughs along the way, as he riffs on being broke, battling dry-county liquor laws, and his shrimp-boat drinking stories. Can Mr. Windy turn gravel into glory, or will this quest leave him running on empty once again?

 

 

00:31:22
Oct 3, 2025 6:39 AM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Meltdown, Leave Town Blues

On this wild episode of Mr. Windy's Running On Empty Podcast, travel prep spirals into chaos as Mr. Windy stresses over digital bus tickets, charging his phone, and Arkansas marijuana laws. Windy is balancing nerves, money issues, and family drama. Something about chickens, eggs, and baseball. This has got to be one of the most unpredictable, laugh-out-loud episodes yet. Tune in as Windy slides into Texarkana, TX, off the rails.

00:48:35
Sep 30, 2025 10:6 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Bus Stop Chaos and a Pocket Full of Dreams

Mr. Windy is finally leaving Michigan, and this time, he’s not looking back! The legend of Running On Empty is climbing aboard the Greyhound and rolling his way toward destiny: mining for diamonds at the Great Crater of Diamonds in Arkansas. Fans across the country are already plotting ambushes at bus stations, Jiffy Marts, and Greyhound stops in Gaylord, Kalamazoo, Chicago, Memphis, and Texarkana, to get a piece of the chaos before Mr. Windy strikes it rich.

Big Shout-out to Phill from The Murfreesboro Hardware - a great guy who hooked Mr. Windy up with supplies and dropped some insider wisdom on how actually to find some diamonds. Will Mr. Windy uncover buried treasure, or just more trouble along the way? 

01:09:08
Sep 25, 2025 9:54 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Mad as Hell and Ain't Gonna Take it Anymore!

Mr. Windy is mad as hell and ain't gonna take it anymore. And you know what that means—time to leave the UP, and Mr. Windy needs a ride to his next adventure. Who's game? Must like chickens, cigarette smoke, whiskey, and, well, Mr. Windy. Keep listening to learn the location of Mr. Windy's next dig. 

00:55:26
Sep 18, 2025 8:41 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Nuclear Tensions and Chickens.

In this episode, Mr. Windy talks about the escalating tensions between the United States, Russia, and China, sparked by recent military maneuvers, including Donald Trump's order to deploy two nuclear-armed Trident submarines off the coast of Russia. That's Try-Dent, like the chewing gum. Mr Windy is calling this a potential for war, highlighting Russia's struggles in Ukraine and the implications of China's military ambitions regarding Taiwan. It's unbelievable! Mr. Windy goes on and on and on. Charles talks about the historical context of global conflicts and the current geopolitical landscape, emphasizing the risks of being drawn into multiple wars simultaneously. Then BAM! The conversation shifts to Mr. Windy's personal experiences, including a recent incident where a chicken hawk attacked my flock of Rhode Island Reds. War I TELL YOU! Charles is frustrated about wildlife regulations and the challenges of protecting my chickens, drawing parallels between my backyard struggles and the larger geopolitical issues at play. #WorldNews with Mr Windy. Live From My Backyard.

 

 

00:17:35
Aug 4, 2025 12:0 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Some People Don't Approve Of My Lifestyle

Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Season 5, Episode 35. It's hard to believe that the Mr. Windy podcast is still on the air and doing surprisingly well. Mr Windy hasn't changed much over the years; he still has his drink in one hand and his chaser in the other. Still smoking the good ones and the bad ones. Still scratchin' around on thin ice, still running on empty. HEY AND YOU KNOW WHAT F YOU TOO! HOW BOUT THAT? LIKE MY LIFE STYLE NOW? YOU C GUZZLIN PETR LEACHH!

01:26:16
Jul 2, 2025 11:0 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Counting Chickens & Eating Crow

Mr. Windy’s back, and this week he’s got feathers in his cap, and maybe a little egg on his face. After a classic Mr. Windy blunder, he’s eating crow (not chicken), and now there’s a hen on the lam. With 25 hens supposed to be in the coop, it’s time to round up some young helpers to see if the headcount is right—or else, as Mr. Windy puts it, “there’s a cat that’s gonna die.” Meanwhile, the birds are feasting on the garden, and Mr. Windy’s patience is wearing thin—those garden thieves might be next on the chopping block.

Listen in as Mr. Windy admits he’s so dumb, he gives the eggs away for free, and let’s say his fishing and farming skills aren’t winning him any blue ribbons. But don’t worry, he promises, “everything’s gonna be all white.” The episode takes a wild turn as Mr. Windy tackles questions about the Civil War, spinning tales about the North, the South, and who’s really to blame, plus, is Charles really a Yankee Doodle from Connecticut?

It’s chaos, comedy, and a little bit of country wisdom, Mr. Windy style. Until next week… get out of here, Drag Queen!

00:56:32
Jun 12, 2025 11:21 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Omelette and Finster Diss Track

Wow! Mr. Windy's Diss Track is Savage. OK!! A "diss track" is a song that aims to attack or disparage another person verbally, often stemming from an existing feud or conflict. Mr. Windy's Diss Track is for Omelette and Finster on WKLT in Northern Travers City, Michigan! OK BYE.

01:15:22
Mar 30, 2025 9:23 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - I got dis new sowng, riiight? (hiccup)
(hiccup) Oh maaan, lissten up, ev'rybuddy... (burp) (hiccup) I got dis new sowng, riiight? (hiccup) An' it's like, ev'rybody looooves it, man... (slurring) They're all sayin', "Dude, dis sowng is awsum!" (hiccup) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I know, riiight?" (stammering) Cuz it's got, like, da bes' melody, an' da bes' lyriks... (mumbling) an' ev'rybody's singin' along, man... (slurring) They can't get enuf of it, riiight? (burp) (hiccup) Mr. Windy yea yea yea!!

An' I'm like, "Whaaat's da big deal 'bout dis sowng?" It's about (hiccup) my moth ah fu kin ass. An' dey're all like, "Dude, it's jus' so... so... (stammering) so... gooood!" (laughing) (hiccup) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I know, man... I'm a genius!" (hiccup) Cuz I wrote it, riiight? (slurring) I'm da bes' songwriter eva! (burp) (hiccup)

An' now, ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout it, man... it plays on radio (mumbling) dey're all like, "Have you heard dat new sowng?" (hiccup) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I'm da one who wrote it, riiight?" (laughing) (hiccup) An' dey're all like, "Wow, you're so talented!" (slurring) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I know, man... I'm a rockstar!" (hiccup) (burp) this aint' my only hit record. Shhhhhiii.

So, lissten up, ev'rybuddy... WKLT(burp) (hiccup) You gotta hear dis sowng, man... it's K Rock, but Country (slurring) It's gonna be da bes' thing you eva heard, riiight? (laughing) (hiccup) Cuz it's got, like, da bes' beat, an' da bes' lyriks... (mumbling) an' ev'rybody's gonna love it, man... (hiccup) Trust me, I know what I'm talkin' 'bout... (burp) (hiccup) I'm da expert, riiight? (laughing) Woo-hoo! (hiccup) call my phone. F   What?

00:40:35
Mar 15, 2025 7:22 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Tumble Weed is Packing' up and Leaving?

Tumble Weed is itching to be on the road again. Northern Michigan in the rearview? Packin' up and leaving? Well, Summertime is close, ok I'll Stay.  Wow! Charles Gets F'ed everyday and twice on Sunday. Let's get RB's Funny Little Starfish Man.

00:43:49
Mar 3, 2025 9:7 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Mr. Windy Comes Out.

Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Mr. Windy Comes Out In The End.

In the beginning, Charles must decide between fleeing to Florida or standing his ground in Northern Michigan. In between Mr Windy loses weight by giving up beer, shoveling snow and you know what.

01:06:06
Feb 10, 2025 8:39 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Mr. Windy Talks To God.

The Almighty Steals Mr. Windy's Tshirt Idea and Will Not Pay Up. Jesus Christ! NO! God. GENTRY OR YANDLE WHOEVER IS PUTTIN MY SHOW OUT STOP IT WITH THE SHENANIGANS AND BAFOONARY I'M TRYIN' TO DO A SERIOUS BROADCAST. I THINK YOURE FU(%ING WITH ME, TRYIN TO CATCH ME DOIN, ANYTHING. THERES PEOPLE WAITING ON THIS PODCAST AND I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO THEM PEOPLE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. XOXO

01:37:39
Feb 3, 2025 8:44 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Cabin Fever

HEY HEY HEY SCUMBAG! I'M ON MY ELBOWS, I'M BEN DOVER. IT'S SNOWING HERE. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. I NEED SCREWS IN MY BACK TO DO THIS DAMN SHOW. 

HEY, I AM BACK ON MY ELBOWS, WATCH THIS! OH YEA! I'M IN BED. DO MY SHOW IN MY BED. OK MAN! 

OK THANK YOU GENTRY THOMAS AND CHINY DINGY JAY YANDLE.

01:15:46
Jan 17, 2025 8:30 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - 2025 And Still Alive

I TOLD YOU MY PODCAST IS STILL ON FEATURING ME MR WINDY ON THE PODCAST PLAYGROUND. NOT ROSS LIMBAUGH, NOT HOWARD STERN ME MR WINDY A HAPPY "SINGLE" MAN LIVING ALONE. AND IF I FEEL LIKE DANCING I DO. 

01:07:24
Jan 10, 2025 10:7 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - "Getting Pounded"

Snow continues for Mr. Windy in the snowbelt of Northern Michigan. Highs in the low 30's. New Digs. Same Ole Charles, Biting the hand that feeds him. DON'T RITE ANYTHING FLOWERY HERE JUST PUT OUT MY SHOW AND TELMY FANS HOW TO LISTEN SO I AM #1 ON THE PODCAST PLAYGROUND PODCAST CHANNEL..

00:54:13
Nov 30, 2024 8:32 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - 5 Minutes Of Funk

Charles Gary Shaw is Mr. Windy and he can’t seem to catch a break. Crabber, Shrimper, Man of the Sea, Mr. Windy chronicles the life and times of a man Running On Empty. Host Gentry Thomas along with Jay Yandle, try their might to steer Mr. Windy’s ship into safe harbor. It’s a daily struggle having a Mr. Windy and now you can have one too, from a distance, in limited doses. Join the podcast Running On Empty With Mr. Windy on The Podcast Playground or wherever you pod.

00:53:26
Nov 4, 2024 6:29 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Expedition with a 7 Foot Woman

An ex·cur·sion is a noun. It means: a short journey or trip, especially one engaged in as a leisure activity. "an excursion to Mount Etna"

An expedition is a noun. It means: a journey or excursion undertaken for a specific purpose or the group of persons making such a journey.

 
Now the 7 foot woman, she is not important and will not be speaking, too much, well most of the time. THE TRUTH IS I HAVE LOST MY PANTS TO THIS WOMAN, I MEAN SHE'S 7 FEET TALL. I HAVE TO LET HER CO-HOST THE MRS. WINDY SHOW.  I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. PRAY WE FIND GOLD. 
00:52:09
Sep 30, 2024 8:14 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Diamonds In The Rough

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and Mr. Windy's kinda cute. Like an armadillo that's been hit by a car but didn't die. DON'T WRITE A BUNCH OF FLOWERY SHIT ABOUT ME AND MY SHOW. YOU TELL EVERYONE IF THEY KNOW ME LISTEN. IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME, JUST LISTEN. STOP. PLAY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I GOT A POSTHOLE DIGGER AND A BAG TO PUT MY DIAMOUNDS IN . DIO MOUNDS DIE MOUNDS-- DIAMONDS!

00:50:49
Aug 19, 2024 10:42 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Winter Is Coming

Winter is coming on fast in Northern Michigan, We South Bound And Down, The Plantation, Reservation, Radio Station in Sunny Florida, Here We Come. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE GENTRY. HAVE MY SOFT FEATHERY PILLOW READY WHEN I GET THERE & MY $500 BLAZER FROM GABE'S, AND MY HIGH DOLLAR BED AND BOX OF SPRINGS Fl La La La La La La La La.

00:41:52
Jul 29, 2024 7:48 PM
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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Off The Wagon At Last

That no drinkin' didn't last long. SEE WHAT HAPPENED WAS I MOVED FROM MY SAFE SPACE SHIP BACK TO THE WOODS, THE WOODS WERE COOL FOR DRINKIN' AND SMOKING THEN THERE WAS THIS BOY, A YOUNG BOY. I HAD TO MOVE AGAIN DOWN TRAIL TO A NEW CAMP, A PEOPLE CAMP, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A POEPLE CAMP IS BOYS AND GIRLS? HOW MANY WORDS DO WE GET? HEY! Kiss my ass if you don't like it. I don't wear belly chains, they do things to my picture, this is the truth.

00:41:21
Jul 20, 2024 8:38 PM
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