Fear & Malding

Will’s been away for a minute so the boys are getting caught up with each other this week. They talk fake gingers, racism in the NFL, and then Will shows Hasan the legendary performance that gave everyone a really legit reason to throw shade at Yoko Ono. 

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Hasan and Will give us the hot goss in gaming and we find out what the MAGA hats have been up to lately. Also, Hasan gets America’d up about one of the most epic catfish scandals of all time!

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The Masterchef meta is still going strong and Hasan’s inner fat boy is hyped! The boys weigh in on Republican heartthrob Sarah Palin’s bizarre comments about AOC and learn about a new use for Viagra. Plus, it turns out cops can get fired for gaming! 

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The boys are back after a two-week hiatus and we’re on the vibe train baby! Will got Omicron for Christmas and he’s over COVID… but not as over it as the Florida Surgeon General. Hasan talks about the time he was fried on a private jet and it wouldn’t be a proper episode without an update on the pro-life Turk who is horny for your votes! 

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Find out why this is the go-to spot to get all that sweet, sweet HasanAbi content this week! Spoiler alert: It’s kind of a bummer. Then Will and Hasan learn about the invention of whiteness and Will explains why it’s not a good idea to get between Americans and their alcohol. 

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Hasan and Will are back at it this week, telling us about a tech company that’s been criticized for “digital blackface” after using using white actors to portray people of color to help build — no joke— racial sensitivity. And while we’re on the subject of companies currently under fire for inexplicable conduct, the boys give us their take on the online mortgage lender whose CEO fired 900 employees on a Zoom call. Then Will gives Hasan the lowdown on the time that Kanye West dropped a bomb of a comment on the Katrina Telethon on Live Television back in 2005. 

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We’re back baby! This week Hasan and Will are joined by the most subscribed-to streamer of all time, Ludwig Ahgren! Ludwig gives us the tea on being the latest streamer to make the leap from Twitch to YouTube Gaming. Hasan and Will talk about who should get the US Senate seat - here’s a hint: it’s not the dude with the old man Botox. And Will schools Hasan on The Great Bambino’s most iconic moment. 

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Unleash the malarky! This week, Hasan and Will are joined by their friend Austin Show from Twitch. They deep dive on topical things from Trump chanting “Hang Mike Pence,” to Kyle Rittenhouse crying crocodile tears on the stand. They predict who will run and win in the 2024 election, and wrap up with an America Me Up based on America’s favorite pastime.

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On this episode, Will and Hasan talk about how they are now fashion icons and giving up political commentary - well, maybe just for this episode. They throw some shade at Terry Cruz for making an Amazon jobs ad, and at Jeff Bezos, for his girlfriend fan-girling over Leo DiCaprio right in front of him. But Bezos’s PR team save the day, by leaning into it and clapping back. They talk about Gary Vee’s success at garage sale shopping, and Will’s America Me Up Segment is actually a bit of America’s history that Hasan is very familiar with, and he is shocked! 

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Before they jet set off to Vegas to be roommates at a Twitch event, Will and Hasan kick things off with some friendly banter of Shameful Sex and their mothers. They talk about their week, Will getting more and more famous, and Hasan’s weird diet. Unfortunately, according to Hasan, all the news this week is super depressing, the world is coming to an end, and there is no good news to share other than the Jets beat the Bangals. Climate change studies prove that the world will soon have unlivable countries, that will lead to mass migrations, NFT’s are a waste of money, the Infrastructure Bill is at a standstill, and Elon Musk may give the UN $6 billion if they can clearly show him a business plan (or at least step by step instructions) on how exactly that will end world hunger. 

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Crack open an ice cold Incredible Hulk, as Hasan is joined in-studio by Felix Biederman, co-host of podcast Chapo Trap House. They waste no time and get into the latest news of the week! Today’s discussion includes talking about Hertz (who nearly went bankrupt 2 years ago) buying 100,000 Teslas, Charlie Kirk “being brave” on his Critical Racism Tour, Trump bashing Meghan McCain in the news, and commenting on Mitt Romney’s view of billionaires in America. 

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Will and Hasan are back running their episode solo today. After a nice “bro-ing out” catch up sesh at the top of the episode, they get into the nitty gritty of Dave’s Hot Chicken, Peloton, selling soap online, supply chain issues, Colin Powell’s death and more. Be sure to stick around to the end to see their “America Me Up” segment where Will informs Hasan about the 2004 infamous Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction scandal!

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Hasan and Will are joined in-studio by cohosts of the new podcast, Second in Command, a Veep Rewatch and stars of the HBO show, Veep, Matt Walsh and Tim Simons. They are big fans of the show and of Armando Iannucci, so it was exciting to meet them. They got into a lot of issues today, from comparing Veep to The West Wing, ideas of a military draft, Will Shatner going to space, and how divided we are today as a nation. 

Today on Fear & Malding Hasan and Will are joined by legendary skateboarders and podcast cohosts of Hawk vs. Wolf, Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis. Together they discuss the Twitch data breech, Li'l Nas X's blood shoes, and a new America Me Up. 

Today Hasan and Will breakdown the recent headlines with friend, cohost of Some More News and the Even More News podcast, Cody Johnston. Together they cover Kirsten Sinema, AOC's present vote theatrics, and the recently cast Mario movie. 

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Today we start with solo Hasan with a rundown of the Haitian crisis at the Texan border and the White House response. Then, Will and Hasan take a look at Bill Gates' odd response to questions about Epstein, and the guys answer some voicemails. And you won't want to miss their first ever ad read. It is truly life-altering. 

Fear & Malding is back with a deep dive on the Met Gala fits including Frank Ocean's baby and AOC's bad PR, Nobel Prize winning Ivermectin, Newsom's non-recall, and aging at the speed of white. 

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On today's episode Will and Hasan cover the Taliban's guyliner, Sexy Boss Man Biden, insane Texas laws, Larry Elder's book "Stupid Black Men", methpreneurs, and award-winning blackface. And they answer a couple more of your burning questions. 

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Hasan's anti-socialist house purchase, getting-head o'clock, another installment of Will's America Me Up, the Turks created tzatziki, Taliban drip, and whether Freud was actually onto something. Settle in, this one's a doozy.

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Today Will and Hasan welcome the hosts of the TrueAnon Pod, Brace Belden and Lis Franczak to cover the latest updates on Afghanistan, how critical race theory could bring down the Taliban, Turkey's deep state, and why TrueAnon has a rule to never get on a helicopter.

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On this episode of Fear & Malding, Will and Hasan are joined by friend, AustinShow. Together they cover Cuomo's resignation, airline failures - including this week's America Me Up where we learn about the legendary Thunderscreech, the hypocracy of anti-mask parents, and the cattiness of Michelangelo.

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Today on episode 14- 14 not 13- Will and Hasan dive right into Cuomo's sexual harassment investigation, Matt Damon coming out as still using the "f" word, and another edition of America Me Up where Will teaches Hasan about the historic Malice at the Palace. 

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Today on Fear & Malding Will and Hasan invite their friend, streetwear designer, Kai Nguyen. Together the three dive into Simone Biles pulling out of the Olympics and Will introduces his new segment "America Me Up" were today he shares his favorite Olympic story. The guys then talk about Kai on HBO's upcoming competition show The Hype and their favorite anime. 

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Today Will and Hasan are joined by the former host off All Gas No Brakes, Channel 5's, Andrew Callaghan. First, Will and Hasan touch on Bezos Cock Rocket and what Hasan would do in space. Hint: it's a rookie answer. Then, Andrew and the boys talk about starting Channel 5, why Andrew might move to Alabama, capitalist mating ritual aka nightclubs, and sh*tcoins, among many other things.

Today Will and Hasan are joined by their first guest, host of the Lovett or Leave It podcast and cohost of Pod Save America, the great Jon Lovett. Together they cover everything from fan engagement (aka f*cking fan wives), the lack of a democratic propaganda machine, how Biden is doing, Hasan and Will's romantic love, and which game is the most bi. Settle in, this is a long one, but it's worth it.