5.13 Will They/Won't They?

Josie's Lonely Hearts Club

5.13 Will They/Won't They?

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Published on Jan 7, 2026, 1:29:34 PM
Total time: 00:37:23

Episode Description

Strap in, cuties; this episode launches our twisty-turny, topsy-turvy season into the stratosphere. At last, the subterfuge, violence, double-crosses, and scrotal injuries converge to their final shocking conclusion! As Joanne fights tooth, nail, and urethra for her freedom, friends and enemies alike gather in a tastefully-decorated penthouse, with one question on their lips...Who killed Avery Vestibule? Expect white-knuckle action, seduction, and scandalous truths revealed as our heroine and her trusty reptilian companion (that's Horatio, not Frank) embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

Cuties this week include Carla Lerner Montero, John Pirkis, Ross Bryant, Abigail Turner, Kyle Prue, James Urbaniak, Geoff Moonen, Al Pagano, Jessie Cannizzaro, Peter Wicks, and Maximilian Clark as Horatio.


Directed and Sound Designed by Maximilian Clark.Edited by Lauren Grace Thompson.

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JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild. Keep track of us on Instagram @goodstoryguild and join our Discord.  If you enjoyed the show, consider leaving a rating and/or review on your preferred podcast listening platform.

 

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More about Josie's Lonely Hearts Club

JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in the best relationship call-in show in the greater New Mexico broadcast region.

 

On-air, Josie mends the broken hearts of a weekly collection of hilarious improvisers. Off-air, listeners eavesdrop on Josie’s secret identity: hapless, neurotic Joanne Holtzinger. Join Joanne and her puckish producer Frank as they navigate the pitfalls of love and fame as their show slowly becomes a national sensation. 

 

Night night, cuties.

 

Created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Story editors Aliza Brugger, Jenny Snyder, and Lauren Grace Thompson.

 

Directed by Maximilian Clark.

 

Starring Rachel Music as Joanne Holtzinger and Maximilian Clark as Frank.

 

Featuring a diverse cast of voices and talents. See episode details for more information.

 

Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive produced by the Good Story Guild.

 

JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is brought to you by the Good Story Guild. Keep track of us on Instagram @goodstoryguild, join our Discord, and support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes, early access to future episodes, and bonus content.

 

If you enjoyed the show, consider leaving a rating and/or review on your preferred podcast listening platform.