Afterparty: One-Star Utah, Soccer Ball Tech, & Why Your First Home Can Wait Until 40

What do Saltair, Antelope Island, and Liberty Park's amusement park have in common? They all have one-star reviews. We dive into the most brutal one-star reviews of Utah landmarks, including the Tooele aviation marker and debate whether these spots are truly overrated or just misunderstood. Plus, the 2026 World Cup's Adidas Trionda match ball is packed with sensors that transmit data 500 times per second… and yes, it has to be plugged in and charged before every game. Then, the median age for a first-time homebuyer just hit 40 — an all-time high — so we're making it our personal mission to help Caitlyn beat the average (even if Ethan has to cover the down payment). And Commodore is back with the Callback 8020, a $500 retro flip phone designed for digital detox that blocks social media but still runs WhatsApp.