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Disclaimer:  There are a few mature themes on this week's episode.

If you've ever spent hours deep-diving something completely random online, this episode is for you.  We're all so curious we and want to get to the bottom of whatever thought crosses our minds in the middle of the night.  And since we have all the information we could ever want in the palm of our hands, we end up in some interesting places.  This week, Gabbers sent in the weirdest rabbit holes they've found themselves down.  

In honor of Mother's Day, this week's episode is all about our less-than-stellar motherhood moments.  We figure it will make us feel a little better about ourselves.  Plus, Gabbers can get some heavy guilt off thier chests. (there's nothing like mom-guilt, am I right?) So sit back and listen to some of people's most epic mom fails. 

Have you ever started a hobby and then it became you're whole personality?  Well you're not alone.  In fact, most of us are guilty of being a little too passionate about our passion.  It's just better if you own it, find your tribe and maybe start a club. 

The WEIRDEST things happen at the grocery store.  So natuarally, the Gab Gals had to dedicate an entire episode to them.  We're talking everything from the scary, the gross, the uncomfortable and the unfortunate things that happen while we shop for life's necessities.  

A lot of us are fresh off of Spring Break and that means you all have some stories!  But as it turns out, these days, we're less MTV and we're more TLC.  (complete with renditions of Bette Midler's, God is Watching us. Oddly enough, that song goes along with so many of these stories)

History can be fascinating! Especially when Gabbers send in their favorite historical nuggets that are weird, funny, and sometimes....problematic. Forget your boring high school history class, when the Gab Gals get involved, you'll be laughing and singing along with the Michael Jackson song from the Free Willy soundtrack. 

It's the simple things in life that really matter.  The day-to-day things that fill us with joy, really don't get enough attention.  So this week, the Gab Gals shout out all those little moments that make daily life a little sweeter.  You'll never know how brave you are for choosing whatever movie you want, until you listen to this episode!

Going out to eat is great!  Someone else cooks, does the dishes, and maybe wipes your behind.  Now before you think that last part is an exaggeration, just listen to this week's episode. It's filled with Gabbers' stories of the wierdness and grossness at restaurants. We hope you came hungry!

We can make fun of you because we are you.  We all have a little Disney Adult inside of us.  Honestly, we're probably just trying to heal our inner child.  Whether you're a full-blown Disney Adult or you think these poeple need to grow up, listen in for some laughs! 

Alyson's off of Coke Zero, so she's fired up! But it turns out our Gabbers also feel pretty strongly about some things these days.  Listen for some hot takes about any and everything.  From pop culture to crop tops to Ballerina Farm, it's all part of this week's episode. 

Birthdays rarely go as planned.  Sometimes there's a suprise.  Other times it's suprising that everyone survived. This week, you'll hear all about Gabbers' most memorable birthdays. Plus, the Gab Gals share some TMI at the OBGYN's office during their "Someday you'll laugh about this" moments. 

Oh, what's in a name? If you're the one being called Cheese Girl, then a name carries a quite a bit of weight.  Some nicknames make total sense, others are quite a stretch.  This week the Gab Gals tell you about some of the nicknames they've had and the cringey ones listeners have written in.   

What's the craziest thing you've done for love? It seems when it comes to matters of the heart, our brain takes a backseat. This week we've got stories, advice, and even a guest to break it all down. Loni Harmon, The Dating Counselor, joins the Gab Gals to talk about the misadventures Gabbers have had in the love department.  And all three of them share some of their cringiest dating moments. 

Do you ever wish you could correct people's grammar mistakes without coming off like a jerk? Honestly, don't do it.  It never ends well.  Instead, listen and commiserate with the Gab Gals as they talk about your grammer pet peeves and realize that nobody's perfect.  

We ALL have social media pet peeves.  We actually might hate the socials more than we like them.  So why is it that we can't look away? The Gab Gals can't explain or cure your social media addiction, but they can complain and share your submissions of the things you love to hate. 

Nothing beats getting out of the classroom and learning out in the real world.  But, of course, that doesn't come without a disaster or two.  This episode will bring back all the bus-riding nostalgia but without all the quesiness.  Listen in for stories of first kisses and first tastes of alcohol while on school field trips.  

Look, we all have those moments when we might be the one out-of-line.  But then again, we're totally justified, right?  Well the Gab Gals have come to find out that it's all about perspective. So depending on how you look at it, yes, we all might be jerks. 

What a year, what a time!  And you KNOW the Gab Gals have a lot to say about it.  Plus, Gabbers tell us some of the best and worst things that happened to them in 2023.  One thing is for sure, we're all excited for a new chapter in our lives (even if it includes Grandpa Core).

The is week, the Gab Gals get cultured as they discuss unusual holiday traditions from around the world.  Some are scary, some are funny, and some are down-right questionable.  Get ready to hear all about poop-themed decor and Krampus legends that will haunt your nightmares.  

Those cheesy, oh-so predictable, made for TV movies have us in a choke hold this time of year. So the Gab Gals thought this was the perfect time to dive into them.  From the scarves to the snow, these hot-takes on Hallmark movies will have you laughing all the way.

It's time for our annual "Bad Gift" episode, and it does not dissappoint. When in doubt, It's ALWAYS the thought that counts.  Get ready for stories of returns gone wrong, unfair gifting among in-laws, and a few sweet surprises. The Gab Gals also discuss psychopaths and a variety of memes that have caught their attention recently.  

We all have one thing in common, we will NEVER act cool when we meet a celebrity.  But that's OK, they'll never remember you. (unless you're dressed in a DIY golf costume at a black-tie event) This week you'll hear about Gabbers who have had run-ins with celebs and all the cringey details. 

Secrets, secrets are no fun.  Secrets, secrets... can give you an identity crisis.  This week, the Gab Gals share your submissions of family secrets and family drama.  Just remember, before you submit your DNA to 23 and Me, make sure you're prepared for what you find!

Has Auto-Correct ever done you dirty? If you've ever sent something on accident or to the wrong person, you'll relate to this episode on a real level.   Whether you're on the sending or recieving end, it makes things pretty awkward.  This week, the Gab Gals share your accidental calls, texts, emails, and zoom incidents.  

Wardobe malfunctions happen to the best of us.  This week, Gabbers tells us when they accidenally flashed someone, lost their swim bottoms or had loose underwear fall out of their pant legs. While these stories are pretty embarassing, it helps to get them off our chests- no pun intended.